Do we really hate Palace?

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Does anyone else remember the Zenith cup game at home when that lad jumped over the front of the north stand ran at the pala*se fans and then got chased all around the ground at off out the side of the west stand by the police and stewards, he only got caught at the last minute, i pretty sure he had a plaster cast on as well.

Was that the pitch invasion game?

 

[Caveman]

No it was an evening game and only one bloke ran on. Or at least thats all i remember.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ian Dowie is inmigitment, he aint got no birth certificate, he has got aids and he can't get rid of it, he is a Palarse bastard.

 

[Bakesy]

Prêtent l'oreille entendent maintenant, Brighton chantent, le palais couru loin, et nous combattrons, pour toujours plus, en raison du jour de boxe.

 

[Caveman]

Mon vieil homme a dit soit un ventilateur de palais.
J'ai dit me casse des bollocks que vous êtes une chatte

 

[Croydonbloke]

TMLSP.

As far as my memory goes we used to:

Have the entire Whitehorse lane end (pre Sainsburys)

The Holmesdale end

The corner

The Arthur Wait.

We have infested all areas save the old stand.

Don`t worry PM all areas have been fumigated after you lot have gone home!!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Prêtent l'oreille entendent maintenant, Brighton chantent, le palais couru loin, et nous combattrons, pour toujours plus, en raison du jour de boxe.

Welcome to HOL.

 

[Parson Henry]

ease up mush, at least croyden bloke has a sense of humour!

and by quoting a silly little song/chant like that I doubt whether you have too much in the mirth hall of fame.

Still each to their own.

 

[Croydonbloke]

and by quoting a silly little song/chant like that I doubt whether you have too much in the mirth hall of fame.

Still each to their own.

Leave my mate alone

 

[Parson Henry]

Leave my mate alone

Sorry.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Sorry.

No probs PM.

 

[Caveman]

Steady they had reached puberty "Caveman!"

Fully fledged Chavs then.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Ian Dowie is inmigitment, he aint got no birth certificate, he has got aids and he can't get rid of it, he is a Palarse bastard.

Inmigitment?!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Fully fledged Chavs then.

You should know!

 

[Parson Henry]

You should know!

Hallo mate...any jobs going in Redhill?

I've just been told my office is relocating to Watford!!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Hallo mate...any jobs going in Redhill?

I've just been told my office is relocating to Watford!!!

You up for Road sweeping or Window cleaning.

 

[Parson Henry]

You up for Road sweeping or Window cleaning.

I'd sweep the stands at Smuthurst Dump if it paid the right money. Do you need a butler?

 

[Croydonbloke]

I'd sweep the stands at Smuthurst Dump if it paid the right money. Do you need a butler?

I`ll have you Butler Haaaaaaaaa!


http://valdefierro.com/buses02.html



The one below was written for who

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[Parson Henry]

I`ll have you Butler Haaaaaaaaa!


http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/buses/

goarn get that bus aht!!!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Hallo mate...any jobs going in Redhill?

I've just been told my office is relocating to Watford!!!

We're very select in Redhill Perry you have no chance son!