[Misc] Dinner with Tarquin and...

[Superphil]

A palace supporting Piers who is a ****?

I know an Arsenal supporting Piers, who is a ****, that works WITH a Palace supporter,

I know a Brighton supporter called Piers, and a Simeon. And I’ll raise you a Tristram and a Barnaby.

 

[Jack Straw]

TC - C= fruity.

Tarquin Cantaloupe?

Cucumber.

 

[darkwolf666]

Cucumber.

I did think of cucumber, but wasn't sure if it was a fruit or not (bit like tomato), so instead I will stump for

Clementine

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Doesn't Ernest have a friend or relation by the name of Tarquin ?

You’re right, [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]’s gender-neutral niece/nephew is Tarquin.

 

[Superphil]

And a Noel

 

[Jack Straw]

I did think of cucumber, but wasn't sure if it was a fruit or not (bit like tomato), so instead I will stump for

Clementine

I'll raise you a Calamansi.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

And a Noel

and a Noele

 

[BN9 BHA]

On a more dodgy note (Palace fans look away now) I know a Brighton supporting Tarquin and also a Brighton supporting Piers.

In the Championship promotion season we had an away day at Cardiff with my very Working Class Cardiff supporting mate. We were trying to get a group together to do group train tickets which resulted in a text exchange along the lines of "who's coming?" / "well Tarquin might be but Piers is already in another group"

Who says Brighton fans are middle class.......

Do Tarquin and Piers have double barrelled surnames?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

On a more dodgy note (Palace fans look away now) I know a Brighton supporting Tarquin and also a Brighton supporting Piers.

In the Championship promotion season we had an away day at Cardiff with my very Working Class Cardiff supporting mate. We were trying to get a group together to do group train tickets which resulted in a text exchange along the lines of "who's coming?" / "well Tarquin might be but Piers is already in another group"

Who says Brighton fans are middle class.......

Don't diss Tazza and Pizza. FFS.

And you do realise Palarse have, among their scum, Wilfried de Feffel Zaha of Hesselink?

We are ALL middle class now.

 

[darkwolf666]

I'll raise you a Calamansi.

I’ll see your Calamansi and see you with a Coconut (risky, I know).

 

[Jack Straw]

I’ll see your Calamansi and see you with a Coconut (risky, I know).

I've consulted the Umpire, who tells me that a Coconut is a nut, a seed and a fruit. Therefore, your bid stands. However, I'll raise you a Cassabanana.

 

[portlock seagull]

Are they bringing their two children, Flymo and Aubergina?

 

[Cotton Socks]

You’re right, [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]’s gender-neutral niece/nephew is Tarquin.

Is that the same Tarquin who is the son of Polly and Giles? I get confused these days

 

[darkwolf666]

I've consulted the Umpire, who tells me that a Coconut is a nut, a seed and a fruit. Therefore, your bid stands. However, I'll raise you a Cassabanana.

Going back to basics, clearly Tarquin’s surname is actually double-barrelled - Crab-Apple...

 

[Superphil]

Are they bringing their two children, Flymo and Aubergina?

And Spudulika, it’s eggzotic dontcha know?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

And a Noel

Cough. There’s an e on the end of my name.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Cough. There’s an e on the end of my name.

Tubthumpere?

 

[Superphil]

Cough. There’s an e on the end of my name.

Yeah I know*, I was trying to downplay it


* now.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Does said tarquin have the surname which is a fruit? If not then there are more than one!

Yes. Yes he does.

 

[atfc village]

Cough. There’s an e on the end of my name.

Well i met a Brighton Noel in Berlin in January with the said Piers ,if it wasn't you then there are two Noel /Noele's