[Albion] Dildo

[Eeyore]

Regarding homophobic stuff, will West Ham get fined for both this and the 'Does your boyfriend' chanting?

Merely a polite enquiry. I did wonder whether their probation officers were aware of their attendance.

I wonder if our female attendees feel this chant is a bit too chivalrous for the modern age.

 

[el punal]

Don't leave your dildo lying around?

Sometime, late last night. The scene - the Amex groundsman’s house, in the bedroom.

Groundsman’s wife : “Have you seen my dildo? I can’t find it anywhere.”

Groundsman : “Yeah, Sorry about that but I lent it to a Friend, and he wanted to show it to everyone for a laugh. Problem is he left it on the pitch. I’ll nip round tomorrow and pick it up.”

Mrs.Groundsman : “You b@stard!”

 

[Grombleton]

Don't leave your dildo lying around?

Dont let it out of your sight...

 

[Saltydog]

Dont let it out of your sight...

Not heard it called that before.....my wife’s site - what a lovely sight.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Wouldn't happen in Germany.

https://www.tag24.de/nachrichten/fu...ighton-hove-albion-dildo-sex-spielzeug-809911


Yellow and Red Cards are indispensable tools for any referee in charge of a football match. Spectators would have been surprised by what Premier League referee Kevin Friend held in his hand on Friday evening though.

Anthony Knockaert (left) and Arthur Masuaku (center) fight for the ball in the match between Brighton and West Ham United, but all eyes are on referee Kevin Friend and his dildo penis. The man in black suddenly had a dildo in his hand. The sex toy unmistakably - skin-colored and in penis shape.

The question remains is "why".

In the second half fans threw the rubber object on the field, so the 90 game had to be interrupted briefly. Friend grabbed the thrown object and carried it off the field.

The game ended with a 1-0 win for the hosts. Glenn Murray scored the only goal of the game after 25 minutes.

 

[Tooting Gull]

That photographer is at the QPR v Derby match today. I'll congratulate him, outstanding work.

 

[Juan Albion]

The man in black suddenly had a dildo in his hand. The sex toy unmistakably - skin-colored and in penis shape.

Typical casual German racism.

 

[Sheebo]

So was it lobbed from the West Ham end? And do people really think it was meant as homophobic? I guess we’ll never know for sure.

 

[timbha]

So was it lobbed from the West Ham end? And do people really think it was meant as homophobic? I guess we’ll never know for sure.

not at all. Quite amusing really, and not much different from the blow up doll at Hereford.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I expect they'll now be banned so be careful what you have in your bags on match day.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I know that the queues for a beer are horrendous at half time, but couldn't the West Ham fans just do what I do and read the programme

 

[Deleted member 2719]

So was it lobbed from the West Ham end? And do people really think it was meant as homophobic? I guess we’ll never know for sure.

If anyone thinks that's homophobic they need to man up.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

So was it lobbed from the West Ham end? And do people really think it was meant as homophobic? I guess we’ll never know for sure.

Not the first time this has happened at a WHU game. [MENTION=236]Papa Lazarou[/MENTION] was talking to one of their fans on the way back to the bus park after the game and was told it happened at Chelsea as well.

 

[Dick Head]

[tweet]1048342171592663040[/tweet]

https://twitter.com/gregbinstead/status/1048342171592663040

 

[AmexRuislip]

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This is brilliant, I haven't laughed so much, for ages

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ok, own up. Who lobbed a dildo onto the pitch ?

https://twitter.com/stevenpaston/status/1048329035003121664?s=21

Must've been one of those stiffs from TOWIE

 

[SUA Seagull]

So was it lobbed from the West Ham end? And do people really think it was meant as homophobic? I guess we’ll never know for sure.

The police are apparently investigating allegations of this nature and have seized the offending object as circumcisional evidence

 

[Questions]

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Once again security has failed us at the Amex. I shudder to think the carnage that could be created by an exploding dildo.

 

[Saltydog]

How on earth was it smuggled in and did it contain a full cup of coffee?

 

[dazzer6666]

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No Hiney Art yet ??