Met one when I was out for a walk just the other day!
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[NSC] Did you get your dog’s name WRONG?!
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That's asking a hell of a lot for a dog!
Cotton Socks
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No one is going to be happy being called Graham no matter which way you spell it, (apologies to Graham's).
B-right-on
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Meanwhile, a while ago, I heard someone calling after their dog 'Simon'. Nothing against Simons, but it just seemed like a bit of an odd name for a dog...
Family a few doors down have named their dog Simon. Always seems odd when she's calling out "Simon" for a dog, even after a couple of years. They had a female dog called Alice, which isn't very dog like either, until it went to the great park in the sky.
Ours is named Max which is apparently mostly a dogs name.
theboybilly
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We took on a rescue dog from Romania in January 2021 but she seemed so lonely we took on another 2 months later (they had already got on famously together in Bucharest). Already named...... Bruno 
Cotton Socks
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My dog doesn't have a human name but if I'd named my dog regarding his personally he'd be called Richard or the slang version, Dick. 
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And now, you can tell if you got it totally WRONG here. Just saying, like…
TWICE!
My brother in law named his dog ‘Trafford’ because my BIL is a ManU supporter - first mistake - his.
Me shouting “TRAAAAFOOOORD!” repeatedly at the top of my voice in St Anne’s Wells Park cos the dog had buggered off and a group of Chelsea fans shouting back at me each time, at the tops of their voices; ‘STAAAAMFOOOORD!” - second mistake - theirs.
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Mortdecai
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My two youngest dogs are called Leroy and Jenkins. I still find it funny when the wife calls out Leroy Jenkins when she wants them to come indoors.
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A friend of mine named her cat Gussie Fink-Nottle after a character in Jeeves and Wooster. Really suits the cat too.
Icy Gull
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That clip is as funny today as the day I first saw it
Worried Man Blues
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We need a post grad dog just needs a post.
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So do I, still no christmas cards from majority of friends & family and they’re on strike again today
Long gone are the days where dog barks at postman trying to deliver mail!
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I'm certainly not unhappy!No one is going to be happy being called Graham no matter which way you spell it, (apologies to Graham's).
I said the same recently, there's been a reversal In recent years.
My oldest friend Simon, has a dog called DaveNothing to do with me – the Bobkin Jnrs chose it – but ours is Bruno. Named after the great man – he was always going to have an Albion-related name, apparently.
Meanwhile, a while ago, I heard someone calling after their dog 'Simon'. Nothing against Simons, but it just seemed like a bit of an odd name for a dog...
Our Doberwoman 80's/90's was called Tania, we had cats, Richard, Tabatha, Oscar and Timothy.
I had a cat in 1989 called Garry Lager Nelson Mandella, he was a right ****, used to launch at you, straight for the eyes. Shipped out to the country side.
Coldeanseagull
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There was an Alasatian cross called Ian when we had our Collie that came up to Stamner woods....about seven odd years ago, same one?
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Arkwright
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My dog was called Granville
Had a dog in the eighties called Fozzie
Had a ginger cat called Ginger at the vets he was registered as Kerry Mayo Ginger Prince.
Had a dog in the eighties called Fozzie
Had a ginger cat called Ginger at the vets he was registered as Kerry Mayo Ginger Prince.
That’s a shit limerick, doesn’t even rhyme.
Ludensian Gull
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Our last dog was more dog name than human 'Wilson'
If you catch him dragging his arse across your best Axminster chances are the little bugger figured it outMy dog doesn't have a human name but if I'd named my dog regarding his personally he'd be called Richard or the slang version, Dick.