jakarta
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No, even after 31 years Mrs Jakarta gets Card and Pressie to thank her for putting up with me...
Cracked open a bottle of Nyetimber as well.
Cracked open a bottle of Nyetimber as well.
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[Misc] Did anyone else forget?
- Thread starter TomandJerry
- Start date
They were some bloody good oaths sworn that day to be fair.
A mex eyecan
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- Nov 3, 2011
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you know Jakarta, it’s people like you who get the rest of us a bad name ……
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Yes. First time in 22 years together. Needless to say I’m in the dog house. Will be visiting a florist on way home from London tomorrow 
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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Happy birthday, or, thinking of you at this difficult time.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Yes but he didnt forget one of his five a day
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Yeah but you could have taken her with youNope. Tucked up in a nice hotel, brownie point account has had it’s mid season top-up. Lucky the Stoke game wasn’t today
After 58 years of marriage I get away with “Happy Valentines “ and I did a prawn stir fry for supper. That’ll do as our Yorkshire cousins say.
Get more brownie points for leaving her in peaceYeah but you could have taken her with you
SeagullinExile
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Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
Valentine’s is anonymous as yet unrealised love.
Never quite understood why it applies to people in marriage or long term relationships.
I love you.
I should f***ing hope so we’ve been married 20 years!
Never quite understood why it applies to people in marriage or long term relationships.
I love you.
I should f***ing hope so we’ve been married 20 years!
- Aug 24, 2020
- 7,095
Tbf, all meals I've been out for recently, have been a rip-off. I just can't get used to today's prices.Who has been out for a rip off meal that was of a shit standard?
Not me, we celebrated last weekend to avoid disappointment and rip off prices
It was lovely!
With one notable exception. The Port Kitchen, Southwick. Smoked haddock (properly smoked, not dyed), on a large portion of 'house' black pudding, accompanied by two poached eggs. Fan - bloody - tastic.
thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
- 9,340
Got Mrs DCH a card for today. I've always bought her flowers throughout the year so no need to pay through the nose for some today (or if I am in the doghouse).Who has been out for a rip off meal that was of a shit standard?
Not me, we celebrated last weekend to avoid disappointment and rip off prices
It was lovely!
Cooked a nice meal on Saturday for her and we will go out for dinner on Friday.
We never go out on 14th Feb - who wants an overpriced set menu with a manky rose thrown in when you can have the proper menu a day or two either side.
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Mrs Orange left for work before I woke up... and isn't coming home until tomorrow.
My missus being as romantic as me knew today was some kind of event and ventured pancake day as a suggestion.
I rolled with it and made pancakes. Using eggs flour and milk because I'm not a dribbling halfwit mind.
OzMike
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After a few secretly probing questions over the last few days, instead of flowers, I got her in doors a selection of herbs to plant in her new planter bed thingy I got her for Christmas.
She was very happy.
She was very happy.
£12. Decent value.
hart's shirt
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This year, I decided to plot a graph of my previous relationships to find out where I've been going wrong.
It's got an ex-axis and a why-axis.
It's got an ex-axis and a why-axis.