Cian
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I would have imagined that its far, far more associated with heterosexual activity.
But of course, you're too young to be allowed do that yet.
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Dick's Bar/The Piranhas Live
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I would have imagined that its far, far more associated with heterosexual activity.
But of course, you're too young to be allowed do that yet.
fork me
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It may have escaped your attention, but heterosexuals, like myself, are also renowned for inserting their penises (or Dicks) into ladies front bottoms, and if they'll let us, a couple of other orificies as well.
Of course, being a Palace scum whom no lady would allow near her, you won't have realised this.
keaton
Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
- Nov 18, 2004
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Surely Dicker is a pretty hetero name? It sounds like Dick-her. If it was gay sounding name it would be Dick-him? or Simon Jordan?
black & white seagull
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Getting back on topic for a moment, here's my video of The Piranhas playing Tom Hark. If anyone was missing a middle-aged, slightly balding, pot-bellied bloke on early Saturday evening, they were all in Dick's Bar...
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Horton's halftime iceberg
Blooming Marvellous
Excellent evening - superb to end up in Dick's Bar, got Wardy and Stuart Storer to sign my programme and caught part of The Piranhas' set.
Just one question: anyone know why the Saints/Leeds game wasn't being shown post-game (and before the Piranhas' set)? Seemed odd as we'd watched a bit of the AFC Wimbledon/Bristol Rovers game in there before the match. Most screens were just on a default Albion screen, with just one showing train times. None of the staff seemed to know how to change it.
Be good to see Sky games on there on future Saturdays, assuming we don't have any more live bands putting on a show
Bar staff told the person next to me you just had to turn the channel over on the TV you were viewing, as it was showing the Albion highlights over and over, no one cared for Dirty Leeds, and she said she did'nt fancy going up and turning it over.
Still smiling from such a fantastic day and brillinat evening. Local band the Hi -sides should play will pester them to get a slot, however the drummer is a STH and will not fancy setting up during the game.
What is lined up next for Dicks then?
Horton's halftime iceberg
Blooming Marvellous
The Slits..
serial thriller
I'm a Palace fan
- Aug 7, 2011
- 146
I like what you did there. Except my mum's dead, so I take it slightly offensively.
Anywhom, on the subject of why 'Dick's' is more appropriate for gays, in homosexual activity, not ONE dick is used, but TWO! Shocking I know, and add that to the fact your bar is called Dick's, albeit the suffix 's' is used as a personal possessive, it could be interpreted as being used to express the plural. Hence why I find it quite amusing, as I'm sure you will now you understand it.
It would only be funnier if it was called Dick's Inn, but I won't bother explaining that one to you. You try a joke on here and nearly start up WWIII.
southern_sid
Banned
- Aug 5, 2011
- 986
Before the game the atmosphere in dicks bar was shite.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
So, by that reasoning if your mum wasn't dead you wouldn't be offended that someone suggested that you shagged her. Very odd.
You are Henry Lee Lucas and I claim my £10.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Yes, it could, but only if you were monumentally stupid.
Please, every single 'Dick's' joke has been done to death by your fellow caravan-dwellers, and all were brain-fryingly predictable.
Still, if it amused you, hurrah for that - because being a Palace fan, you'd have nothing else in your life that would raise a smile.
serial thriller
I'm a Palace fan
- Aug 7, 2011
- 146
To be fair, she was unbelievably fit.
serial thriller
I'm a Palace fan
- Aug 7, 2011
- 146
And every Pikey jokes made by you are tedious, insipid and infelcitious, but it doesn't stop you, does it?
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
That's all relative (pun intended). She probably looked like a moonlighting dinner lady but when you compare that with all the pram-faces that inhabit SE25 I guess that's as good as it gets.
You've done your "Dick" joke so can you not get back to whatever it is that you do and stop trolling this site? Ta.
Off topic completely but one my fondest footy memories is standing at Craven Cotage in the mid eighties (when they were seriously rubbish) listening to thousands of grown men, well Fulham fans, bellow their disapporval of their manager.
Slightly unnerving to hear thousands of grown men shouting at the top of their voice "DICKS OUT, DICKS OUT, DICKS OUT, DICKS OUT!!!!!!!!"
(BTW the Fulham manager at the time was Alan Dicks)
The Large One
Who's Next?
Poor. You thought you could be clever and try to score a cheap point over the superior beings at the cultured end of of the A23. Unsurprisingly it went wrong.
serial thriller
I'm a Palace fan
- Aug 7, 2011
- 146
What did I do, spell something wrong? Oh, I'm so sorry.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Probably, but even you know that's not the point I'm making.
Videos going up on YT tonight. Great day all round and brilliant in Dick's Bar after. Cheers for the free beer whoever paid for it!!!
Heard it was AtS, or DK.