- Aug 24, 2020
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Why would that be lovely?
Because it could be the subject of a new series - Get with the programme.
Series 1 - Chaos at the chateau. Dick and Angel return to find Dick's first family squatting there, and Dick, Angel and the kids take refuge in the glamping pods.
The moat dries up in the heat, and Dick can't water his courgettes.
Series 2 - The fallow years. Dick's adult children redecorate the chateau, and Angel's artwork is laid to waste.
Dick refills the moat, but his children with Angel turn into delinquents and throw the grandchildren in the moat.
Dick now faces a problem. What to do for the next series? Angel can't claim 'this house isn't big enough for all of us'; we know it is, because we've had the 360 degree viewing, so no Strawbridge evictions.
Besides, evictions are not wholesome and are a bit off message. The whole brand and business empire is in danger.
Series 3 - Interactive series, in which the viewers and followers vote by text to select their chosen content. Texts cost £3.00 plus the charge from your provider. If you vote on catch up, your vote will not count, but you may still be charged.