Devann Yao on Trial with us

[murraymints4brighton]

We don't have a USA Soccerballist in our ranks, so get him IN. He has WICKED hair too, and is left footed.

Based on that picture, he simply has to be signed! Gone are the days where we signed boring BALD Englishman like Matt Richards and appointed managers that looked like outcasts from "The Street", NO.

We now sign FLAIRIGHTS who have the most ridiculous dual nationalities, i.e. Chino (Chinese/Argie), have flair cuts such as afro's and look like "Billy from Eastenders", plus the fact we have a Uruguayan who looks scarily like a white monkey driving the BUS to GLORY!!!

Get Y.A.O. signed on the dotted line with the MINISTRY OF FLAIR. :albion1:

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Point of order; I think Chino is actually JAPPO - Argie.

 

[clippedgull]

plus the fact we have a Uruguayan who looks scarily like a white monkey driving the BUS to GLORY!!!

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Apparently Wenger and Ferguson had a look at him when he was 12, but then he joined Metz

12, Wenger - Now why doesnt that surprise me

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Point of order; I think Chino is actually JAPPO - Argie.

Pretty sure his is chinese? Hence the "Chino" nickname?

 

[severnside gull]

Pretty sure his is chinese? Hence the "Chino" nickname?

appearance only I think?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

f***ing HELL

sign him up asa-f***ing-p

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Point of order; I think Chino is actually JAPPO - Argie.

I'm confused, are we talking about Baz or Brett?

 

[itszamora]

12, Wenger - Now why doesnt that surprise me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utUyha0wjSE

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm confused, are we talking about Baz or Brett?

Baz. Brett, as you well know, is Jappo-MEXICAN. You little TINKER.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Pretty sure his is chinese? Hence the "Chino" nickname?

No - the nickname is just a bit of Argie casual racism! Baz himself explained when he signed that 'anyone with a vaguely Asian appearance in Argentina is named 'Chino' [Chinaman]'.

 

[tonymgc]

12, Wenger - Now why doesnt that surprise me

H!HA!HA!HA! Another joke about Arsene Wenger being a peadophile, Boy they never get old!

 

[JBizzle]

12, Wenger - Now why doesnt that surprise me

I assume its because you're used to seeing a proper manager sign quality youth players from under your noses?

Or is it the usual Spurs jealousy perhaps?

Or could it be the usual, dull, oh so funny, "Wenger is a paedo" "joke"?

God I hate Spurs.

 

[Pat_Albion]

boom boom boom , let me hear you say Yao.. YAOOOOO

 

[Joe Pineapples]

12, Wenger - Now why doesnt that surprise me

Tiresome.