Detention on the first day??

[gjh1971]

First day back at school, do my tutor group ask 'have I had a nice break' or say, 'My, youve lost weight Sir'? No, they ask 'Didnt you lose 7-1 the other week?'. Hmm Where's my punishment book??

 

[ali jenkins]

Do they still use the CANE at schools?

 

[Safe.]

Saw my sociology teacher the other day at bhasvic and he's from East London and supports Orient and he shouted 7-1 at me across the class room, just couldn't think of a good response.

 

[gjh1971]

Do they still use the CANE at schools?

Fraid not, but I could make them wear a pink albion shirt all day

 

[ali jenkins]

Fraid not, but I could make them wear a pink albion shirt all day

I thaught you wanted to punish them?

 

[Don Quixote]

Saw my sociology teacher the other day at bhasvic and he's from East London and supports Orient and he shouted 7-1 at me across the class room, just couldn't think of a good response.

Nob end. My History teacher is a BRIGHTON fan. Its safe in Newman, safe.

 

[gjh1971]

I thaught you wanted to punish them?

Well most of them support West Ham or Southend

 

[csider]

Saw my sociology teacher the other day at bhasvic and he's from East London and supports Orient and he shouted 7-1 at me across the class room, just couldn't think of a good response.

Try 'f*** off knob'

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Bizarrely I've just taken a break from my future Booker Prize winning novel to come on here and in the manuscript I'd just written almost those exact words about a kid who gets a detention on his first day at an unspecified secondary school (essentially the Seaford Head School of my youth).

 

[Safe.]

Try 'f*** off knob'

I don't fancy being chucked out of his lesson, he's a good teacher. I was so annoyed after we lost 2-1 to them, he still has bragging rights. Can't wait until we beat them in the JPT.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Had a Palace fan in the class today. Told him to pop down the car park as someone had reported a caravan on fire. When they filled out the address forms I told him just to put "pikey, no fixed abode" on it. I don't think he'll want to be in my class for much longer. Or at least he won't come back in a Palace shirt.

 

[Insel affe]

Had a Palace fan in the class today. Told him to pop down the car park as someone had reported a caravan on fire. When they filled out the address forms I told him just to put "pikey, no fixed abode" on it. I don't think he'll want to be in my class for much longer. Or at least he won't come back in a Palace shirt.

We had detention on saturday mornings in my old Grammer school, which they stopped just after i left.therefore i still hold the school record for the most sat dits in a row.

 

[Djmiles]

First day back at school, do my tutor group ask 'have I had a nice break' or say, 'My, youve lost weight Sir'? No, they ask 'Didnt you lose 7-1 the other week?'. Hmm Where's my punishment book??

Hit the bastard

 

[csider]

Had a Palace fan in the class today. Told him to pop down the car park as someone had reported a caravan on fire. When they filled out the address forms I told him just to put "pikey, no fixed abode" on it. I don't think he'll want to be in my class for much longer. Or at least he won't come back in a Palace shirt.

Surprised you not been suspended for being racist

 

[Andrew]

Nob end. My History teacher is a BRIGHTON fan. Its safe in Newman, safe.

You go to newman?


Same.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

Nob end. My History teacher is a BRIGHTON fan. Its safe in Newman, safe.

Mr Marsh ?

 

[Wilko]

Saw my sociology teacher the other day at bhasvic and he's from East London and supports Orient and he shouted 7-1 at me across the class room, just couldn't think of a good response.

Is that Paul? Should have come to Sussex Downs mate as both me and the other Sociology male teacher are Brighton season ticket holders

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Surprised you not been suspended for being racist

As there is an amazing, but fortunate, lack of Palace Pikeys in the area, I think everyone was just grateful that someone presented themselves as a supremely easy target!

Plus this is Further Education, so amongst the general "gay" and "one finger salutes", the Pikey-baiting is quite a long way down the list for the thought police.

We really do need to stop the lecturers calling students "gay" though. Even if some of them really are mincers.

 

[Philzo-93]

Saw my sociology teacher the other day at bhasvic and he's from East London and supports Orient and he shouted 7-1 at me across the class room, just couldn't think of a good response.

Scott McGleish is a wanker

 

[Marc1901]

i go hove park and most of my teachers dont really support brighton , well not that i know of