Describe your wife in three words

[banjo]

Really nice person.

That's what she told Me to say.

 

[Jbanged]

She is very

 

[Guy Crouchback]

kindhearted, stunningly beautiful

 

[downham seagull]

Were better together!

 

[dingodan]

Back of net!

(coz she's fit, snigger)

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Missing in action

 

[7:18]

Missing In Action!

 

[Lifelong Supporter]

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

 

[Dick Head]

Not tonight, dear.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Beautiful, kind, loving.

 

[timco]

Absolutely ****ing amazing

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Mail order bargain

 

[Wellesley]

honest,lickable,warm.

Disgraceful!

 

[Stevie Boy]

Lying cheating s**t

 

[nwgull]

Bitch, ****, ex

 

[sten]

Mad Irish cockney

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Lovely Lanky Lass!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

ball and chain

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Pre Match Tension

 

[FamilyGuy]

Scrubs up well!