Describe your wife in three words

[Brighton TID]

Varies with moon

 

[dingodan]

Making my dinner.

 

[Goldstone1976]

ex-wife. Hooray.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

£20 a go

 

[See-Goals]

Made in China

 

[highway61]

Divorced divorced divorced

 

[knocky1]

My meal ticket

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Better than me

 

[Godstar]

Under the patio...

 

[KJP]

Does not exist

 

[Leighgull]

In the past.

 

[Beach Hut]

Mrs Beach Hut

 

[hart's shirt]

Out there somewhere.

 

[penny's harmonica]

Better with wine

 

[pauli cee]

Hard to find

 

[BlockDpete]

Never been married

 

[glasfryn]

honest,likable,warm.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Money grabbing bitch. ( that's the ex-wife ! )

Current 'wife' - A real go'er ( nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more )

 

[franks brother]

Doesn't like sex

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Whore in bed