[Film] Describe your favourite film in one sentence

[Krusty]

Deborah and her friends show off their cowgirl skills.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

2 unlicensed boxing boxing promoters buy a caravan off a bunch of pikeys and get embroiled with an unhinged gangster over a diamond

 

[AK74]

Stupidly tall building burns down.

 

[RossyG]

Unseen aliens use black monoliths to advance human evolution.

 

[Weststander]

Two middle class Brits flirt at a steam age train station, whilst Gladys behind the cafe counter rattles on in an exaggerated cockney tone.

 

[pasty]

Cockney geezers go to Italy to nick some gold

 

[Badger]

Two blokes take a USB dongle into space and plug it into an alien spaceship.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Some Muppets singing Christmas carols.

I hope that covers it.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

New governess brings delight until the wind changes, in this brilliant critique of materialism.

 

[Weststander]

A miserly businessman gets spooked into becoming benevolent.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Dashing batchelor marries the daughter of the head of the Corsican 'mafia' who is shortly murdered by a complete and utter Bunt.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Scottish midfielder and the world's greatest ever footballer play supporting roles in an important away match in Germany

 

[spongy]

Unseen aliens use black monoliths to advance human evolution.

Love that film.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Wounded soldier gets nursed back to health, does some shagging, has leg cut off and gets really bad case of food poisoning.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Monty confirms thow terrible he really is.

 

[Geoffbn2]

Cop goes to airport to pick up wife and gets a parking ticket

 

[The Clamp]

Shhhhh!

 

[The Clamp]

Man strikes oil while simultaneously hating everyone.

 

[Weststander]

Protective Dad with a special skillset kills a load of Albanians.

 

[Stat Brother]

A predatory sex offender who's also a British spy, dramatically saves the world while half cut.



Name the film?