Derek & Clive

[Beach Hut]

Nurse sketch was very funny

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Total crap. Not funny.

Please tell me that is not a serious post!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Nurse

 

[sten]

Total crap. Not funny.

You must be wiggins then from the 'sirs' sketch,been on any dickyback rides round sirs office

 

[chez]

I think anybody that says that Derek & Clive are not funny are just attention seeking.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

i said with all the dignity i could muster.....

is this the way to run a f***ing ballroom!

 

[minnieme]

have you heard about Colin from 112, he never washes his under pants? because of the warm atmosphere they discovered an endangered species, the web footed barking bollock

 

[Dr Q]

"Whales, they're such c*nts, they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole f*ckin time and spouting"

 

[Hiney]

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Classic

 

[Withnail]

Here's Alfie Noakes with his tales from the North.

 

[Billy Mays]

Just a run of the mill Wednesday 9 o'clock w*nk.

 

[levirocks]

The Horn!

I sent a round robin.

Why didnt you send a letter?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uLmVJDDFQ4&feature=related

 

[Nathan]

I haven't listen to these for ages. Think i might download a few cd's.

All very funny. Quality
.

 

[Mellotron]

" This bloke came up to me and said "hello"...."

"No he didn't! What? f*** off! Oh, "this bloke came up to me" you expect me to believe that? f*** off you c*nt."

 

[Mellotron]

"I've got cancer of not even ever having been in the scheme of things."

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Has to be The Critics..."I'd rather say carpet than f***...!

 

[The Large One]

Cancer?

*sigh* yeah.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

The Durex Handicap

VERY VERY NSFW !!!

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As a yound lad hearing this was the funniset thing ever...

 

[bhaexpress]

I think anybody that says that Derek & Clive are not funny are just attention seeking.

No, they may just be an uptight, anal and rather sad individual. The whole point about Derek and Clive is that it was long before 'Alternative Comedy' and a lot of what made it so funny was it's sheer outrageousness, it was and still is hilarious though.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Jayne Mansfield's - lobsters up the bum = Lobsteris bum-a-kissumus

about 5 and a half pound of crap