Derby fever? Don't make me laugh

[Tooting Gull]

Liverpool v Man United an early contender for worst game of the season.

And I'm sure not a patch on 'El Classico' at Selhurst in a month. Contrary to all my normal pessimism and the facts, I think we're going to do 'em.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

A shocking game, both teams too scared to lose. Not as bad as Bolton 0, Blackburn 0 last Sunday though

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

The top end of the Premiership is becoming increasingly boring. They all think Chelsea are too far in front already. The lower leagues may lack the star players and skill but provide much better entertainment most of the time.