[Albion] Deluded Leeds (an EFL club) fans

[el punal]

Can’t be arsed to scroll part to the start of the thread, but if I recall it was roughly:
- Last season: Leeds easily finish top six.
- This season: Leeds finish top three.
- Next season: Leeds do PL and CL double.
- Pope, US President, Secretary-General of the UN etc all stand down to allow Bielsa to assume his rightful position as leader of the entire world.

How’s that going?

Yorkshire becomes an independent state. The wearing of shirts for men becomes illegal and they have to wander around bare chested. In addition, when out in public the continual chant of “We are Leeds” must be uttered by all of the populace.

 

[Superphil]

Yorkshire becomes an independent state. The wearing of shirts for men becomes illegal and they have to wander around bare chested. In addition, when out in public the continual chant of “We are Leeds” must be uttered by all of the populace.

And have this tattooed over their heart/arse

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Why did Killer Whale get banned? Would have been so much fun now.

 

[Icy Gull]

Sad times, the Messiah was crucified last night

 

[R. Slicker]

Anyone know how everyone's 2nd team, got on last night?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Why did Killer Whale get banned? Would have been so much fun now.

As if that pompous tool would still be here spouting bollux about Bielsa’s incredible formations and his preference of an enganche or doble cinco.

 

[Icy Gull]

As if that pompous tool would still be here spouting bollux about Bielsa’s incredible formations and his preference of an enganche or doble cinco.

Whilst waxing lyrical about his collection of watches, not forgetting the latin phrases chucked in for efffecf

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Whilst waxing lyrical about his collection of watches, not forgetting the latin phrases chucked in for efffecf

He was possibly the most smug person I’d encountered on this forum and that is saying something.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Why did Killer Whale get banned? Would have been so much fun now.

For being a knob ?

 

[Icy Gull]

He was possibly the most smug person I’d encountered on this forum and that is saying something.

Loved [MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION] deflating him by telling him that his nickname when he worked in Sweden did not mean what he thought it did

I forget what it was and what KW thought it was but it was hilarious

 

[studio150]

Harry Kane must be looking forward to Saturday , as Spurs get out of their slump with a thumping win at Elland Road

 

[Brok]

Loved [MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION] deflating him by telling him that his nickname when he worked in Sweden did not mean what he thought it did

I forget what it was and what KW thought it was but it was hilarious

Ooh, please try and find it.

 

[schmunk]

I won't be around much longer, don't worry. The Ben White sage seems to be running out of steam, and there will soon be no reason to be on here until January next year.

My user name is nothing to do with the film, you will be surprised to learn. Back in the day I was the (somewhat portly) European HR Director of an American software company. One of the less attractive aspects of my job was that I used to have to free up a lot of employee's futures. This was a young and highly aggressive company, growing like crazy, very hire and fire so it happened a lot. It didn't make me popular, as you can imagine, I would walk down the corridor and people would shrink away almost like I was the grim reaper, in a black hood, carrying a scythe.

Anyhow I returned from a trip to Stockholm where I had had to manage out the popular Marketing Director. I would just fly in, do the deed (the Yanks called it "whacking" which was nicely tasteful, like we were in Goodfellas of something) and fly out again, I hardly spoke to anyone else there. A mate of mine at the European HQ, the CFO (who happened to be Swedish), walked into my office breezily and laughingly said, "Here he is!"

"Here's who?" I asked, mystified.

Do you know what your nickname is in the Swedish office?" he asked, pointing to my stomach, "Killer Whale."

The Swedish word for killer whale is "späckhuggare" which roughly translates to "blubber cutter", since these whales are known for eating the blubber of bigger whales... if they called you "späckhuggaren" it could be because you are fat or have unhealthy diet, not because you are particularly dangerous..

Here it is - https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/show...-deal&p=9471115&highlight=Swedish#post9471115

 

[WhingForPresident]

Penultimate game of the season at Elland Road could be interesting

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Penultimate game of the season at Elland Road could be interesting

It will be lovely to send them back where they belong

 

[Bry Nylon]

Loved [MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION] deflating him by telling him that his nickname when he worked in Sweden did not mean what he thought it did

I forget what it was and what KW thought it was but it was hilarious

Ha! Yes. Killer Whale allowed himself to believe the Swedes were paying due respect to his ruthlessness when in reality they were just saying, “here comes Blubber Guts.”

 

[Stato]

He was summed up for me by his patronising little comment about Leeds having a history of great managers, wondering whether any of us were aware that, among others, Brian Clough had been their manager. Unsurprisingly, we were aware mate. We were also aware of a major reason why Clough failed at Elland Road. Peter Taylor wasn't there to sign the players. He was still down here signing Nobby Horton, Andy Rollings & Peter Ward.

 

[GT49er]

For being a knob ?

That's cause for a ban on here? Bloody hell - I can think of a few who must be quaking in their boots ...................................

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

That's cause for a ban on here? Bloody hell - I can think of a few who must be quaking in their boots ...................................

True, but then he is a leeds knob. That’s a dealbreaker.

 

[dazzer6666]

True, but then he is a leeds knob. That’s a dealbreaker.

….and anyone who isn’t Leeds, who dares question the champions of Europe or says anything remotely negative on their forum means someone SCREAMS for a Mod and you are INSTANTLY banned from the forum (not just posting, you can’t even read it). They are utterly incapable of any form of debate with oppo fans. Bunch of knuckleheaded, deluded morons.