Dear Mr Official Albion Photographer

[ringmerseagulltoo]

I have just seen the official photo following Bjordal signing for the Albion. Guess what, he's holding up an Albion shirt.

Since the Tony Bloom era, I have been really impressed with the original thinking of all things Albion. Please, please, please, can you jump on that wagon and produce an original style of imaginative photo. You are in a creative profession, give your skills a chance to shine.

I am sure NSC can make some suggestions. Holding a sledge hammer over a photo of Selhurst cladding, cutting up an image of Steve Evans, sticking pins in an effigy of ...............

 

[shaolinpunk]

There'd be a riot if the club didn't do the shirt holding pose to unveil signings.

Every time we're close to signing someone, you can guarantee at least one person saying "I won't believe it until I see him holding the shirt."

 

[Acker79]

They could do a series over the course of a transfer window holding up various different items from those that are available in the club shop. Makes a change for the photo, and promotes the store.

 

[Urchin]

I have just seen the official photo following Bjordal signing for the Albion. Guess what, he's holding up an Albion shirt.

Since the Tony Bloom era, I have been really impressed with the original thinking of all things Albion. Please, please, please, can you jump on that wagon and produce an original style of imaginative photo. You are in a creative profession, give your skills a chance to shine.

I am sure NSC can make some suggestions. Holding a sledge hammer over a photo of Selhurst cladding, cutting up an image of Steve Evans, sticking pins in an effigy of ...............

What do you suggest?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

What do you suggest?

He should have been photographed eating a Grubbs burger on a unicycle.

 

[StonehamPark]

What do you suggest?

New signings taking part in the naked bike ride with Blue & White tassels on the bars and their squad number stickered on their back.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Standing on the pier calling Seagulls to him with a variety of cooing/soothing noises, letting them land on and around him until he's entirely covered, head to foot, in the feathery beak wielders.

The gulls then fly away in unison to reveal our new signing standing there in an Albion shirt, grinning. How did the shirt get on him? Why is there no bird cack on it? Does he even know what the hell just happened?

Who knows, who cares, what a reveal that would be.

 

[Surf's Up]

Here's a photograph....

 

[Stat Brother]

He should be photographed holding back Tank in Churchill Square.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Here's a photograph....

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A lion about to have a snack?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

A lion about to be a snack?

Fixed that for you

 

[pishhead]

He's not David Bailey he's a sports photographer. How abouts to make it Brighton themed he is snapped eating fish and chips on the pier and then dancing the night away in the revenge?

 

[Jack Straw]

They must have listened to the people. This has just been posted on the official web site!

 

[Johnny RoastBeef]

Fixed that for you

Don't believe the hype

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

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Don't believe the hype

How could it be hype when you're showing a picture of a Honey Badger dropkicking a supposedly fearsome creature right in the face? Truly a majestically mental animal.


What?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

You don't see many photos of 'the lads' in the communial bath with a naked page 3 girl, smoking cigars.
I think they should bring that back for new signings.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Holding up a shirt...??

How about wearing the bloody thing?