Dear Mr Barber - potential commercial tie-in

[Carrot Cruncher]

The good guys at Modern Toss (based in Brighton, so we have the local angle) have this for sale. Goes brilliantly with the FFP mantra. Make it blue instead of red and use the club badge instead of the MT logo and, boom, Albion summed up as a fridge magnet.

http://shop.moderntoss.com/collections/shitnaks/products/buy-more-shit-magnet

 

[Guinness Boy]

I had toyed with a special Barber-esque hashtag of #BuyMoreBurgers. #BuyMoreShit is way better.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

But we have been buying shit and at the moment are ****ed

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

David Burke already has that poster on his office wall.