Dealing with cold calls

[Triggaaar]

Just found this, which I like:

http://egbg.home.xs4all.nl/counterscript.html

Print and keep on the fridge

 

[Justice]

Easier just to tell then to f**k off

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Sorry,why print that out....I've found just saying F^^K OFF just as effective..

 

[T soprano]

Just open the door bollock naked they soon feck off especially the Jehovah Witness

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Just open the door bollock naked they soon feck off especially the Jehovah Witness

I tell them I'm bankrupt----------------------does the trick EVERY time

 

[Train Spotter]

When I get a window company ring up I tell them I haven't got any windows coz I bricked them up!

 

[dingodan]