Deadline day cliches

[MissGull]

The last day is almost upon us....so what are the usual cliches?


Service station, motorway or even airport 'sightings' of big name players, who must be signing for your club. Twitter says so.

 

[JOLovegrove]

The fact the window SLAMS shut.

 

[shaolinpunk]

 

[dazzer6666]

'Fax machine'. Who the f*** actually uses a fax machine these days ?

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Kids in tracksuits acting like prats behind Sky Sports presenters standing outside training grounds.

 

[MissGull]

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

This guy whoring himself out for another signing on fee:

 

[Luke93]

Screw deadline day. Jennifer Lawrence leaks are legit...

 

[Wiggy Power]

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Highlight of every deadline day.