[Football] De Zerbi to Chelsea?

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Just did a, who should be the new Chelsea manager, survey on the BBC website.

RDZ clearly the most popular choice

 

[Cordwainer]

Sounds like a classic example of those who have no clue what the data is saying drawing incorrect conclusions about it and congratulating themselves with their cleverness.

It's why we will always be one step ahead. The real trick isn't reams of data but being able to separate the signal from the noise within it

Word. And I would absolutely guarantee that Boehly, Eghbali et al would feature prominently and frequently on the bell cheeses at work thread, should anyone on NSC have the misfortune to have worked with them.

 

[Silverhatch]

Winstanley will be punting De Zerbi internally. RDZ should make sure they can sell all their buildings to themselves otherwise PSR will stop them buying all his preferred targets ( Dahoud/Fati)

 

[Cotton Socks]

Another ignore thread, already posted with the odds on another thread.

Did this really need a new thread?

No.

Could one of you be so kind to point me to the thread this is being discussed on (there are a lot of RDZ threads atm), simply so I can say that when Jnr said this earlier, it was touch and go whether I'd choke on my water or spray it on my dinner, neither happened in the end you'll be pleased to hear. That is ridiculously funny, I'm not saying it's not true but it is funny!. Chelsea are already a laughing stock from the GP theft, I'd be spitting feathers if I were a Chelsea fan & the owners were again wanting to 'Be Brighton'. If this is actually true we could get some random 18 year old from any league in the world a move to Chelsea, just by saying we're looking at him.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Word. And I would absolutely guarantee that Boehly, Eghbali et al would feature prominently and frequently on the bell cheeses at work thread, should anyone on NSC have the misfortune to have worked with them.

Worth pointing out here that for a long part of his tenure, Sami Hypia had great underlying numbers.

Now, if Chelsea are looking for a coach on a statistical basis, look no further. I think I've found the perfect guy.

 

[Flounce]

Have to confess I’d be interested to see how many of the Chelsea squad he’d fall out with and how quickly

 

[Justice]

Have to confess I’d be interested to see how many of the Chelsea squad he’d fall out with and how quickly

He’s already fallen out with one and hasn’t gone through the door yet.
Mudryk would be happy maybe he could turn him into a footballer

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I would be astounded. He knows full well what a clown show it is.

He'll stay in Italy IMO.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sounds like a classic example of those who have no clue what the data is saying drawing incorrect conclusions about it and congratulating themselves with their cleverness.

It's why we will always be one step ahead. The real trick isn't reams of data but being able to separate the signal from the noise within it

Absolutely spot on.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Have to confess I’d be interested to see how many of the Chelsea squad he’d fall out with and how quickly

I’m sure Sanchez will be over the moon with the appointment.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Have to confess I’d be interested to see how many of the Chelsea squad he’d fall out with and how quickly

He'd march Jackson, Gallagher, Sanchez and Sterling straight down to the Whistler statue, point at it, explain that if he wanted art for art's sake he' go to a f***ing gallery, before tipping each of the fuckers off Battersea bridge and into the Thames.

 

[B-right-on]

Unfortunately it kind of makes sense to me. He knows Caicedo and Mudryck well. Whingestanley knows him too.

Unlimited funds. Owner with unlimited ambition and a top draw squad (said through gritted teeth).

 

[Hiheidi]

Unfortunately it kind of makes sense to me. He knows Caicedo and Mudryck well. Whingestanley knows him too.

Unlimited funds. Owner with unlimited ambition and a top draw squad (said through gritted teeth).

But they have no real senior players.

His clear favourites at Brighton were all over 32; Groß, Steele and Lallana. He pushed for Milner and Welbeck to get new contracts. Naylor reported that one of his big gripes was not enough players aged 25-30 (even though we had March, Mitoma and Estupinan). Chelsea really are a young squad and the most senior player - Sterling - isn't really that commanding.

 

[pigmanovich]

But they have no real senior players.

His clear favourites at Brighton were all over 32; Groß, Steele and Lallana. He pushed for Milner and Welbeck to get new contracts. Naylor reported that one of his big gripes was not enough players aged 25-30 (even though we had March, Mitoma and Estupinan). Chelsea really are a young squad and the most senior player - Sterling - isn't really that commanding.

He can take Steele with him to Chelsea, just to ruin Sanchez's life further

 

[Gully Forever]

Naylor's article about where it all went wrong said RDZ specifically wanted players aged 25+ . I think Chelsea are worse off than us in this age bracket.

They spent £52M+ on a 17 Year old, LOL

 

[Happy Exile]

I might be remembering wrong but I think De Zerbi may not have loved the English weather, and looking at the grey and rain outside now if he has any other offers I can't imagine him being too enticed with the absolute circus at Chelsea, reuniting with Caicedo and Sanchez, the absolute state of their fans, another couple of seasons with the PL referees, potential FFP issues on the horizon...money talks, but he always seemed pretty aware of what made him miserable and he'll be stepping into worse than anything he had on the coast.

 

[Hiheidi]

He can take Steele with him to Chelsea, just to ruin Sanchez's life further

Their fans will do wonders for Steele's confidence! Will put his time at Sunderland into perspective.

 

[pigmanovich]

Their fans will do wonders for Steele's confidence! Will put his time at Sunderland into perspective.

Partnering with Bart one day, training alongside Sanchez and Kepa (and Petrovic, but I have nothing negative to say about him) the next, what a downgrade

 

[Hiheidi]

Can you imagine him putting up with this

 

[jcdenton08]

Can you imagine him putting up with this

Not to mention Boehly storming in the dressing room, and/or giving team talks as he is confirmed to have done several times. RdZ would HATE it there