Der (Big) Boer(d)?
De Boerd of Directors maybe, taking a final look around de training ground before de keys are handed over.
Boss of the Dutch Champions Ajax? Second favourite for the Spurs job? In Lancing, you say?
De Boers, you say?
Well somebody round them up quick, or before we know it, the filthy dogs will have taken the eastern Transvaal again
Based upon some I have met recently, they could only fit 4 of them side by side in a trench that size nowadays and they would not be able to run very fast either so don't panic, we have it under control.
Well that's all well and good. But what about the Zulus?
Another proposition entirely. They would not be so silly as to dig a trench in the open like that - hiding in the rocks and long grass is more their thing. We are rather outnumbered so regular, unsolicited deliveries of firewood, blankets and offering lifts is keeping them sweet for the time being. Having said that, on a recent trip to Isandlwana, we did come across this advance party on a reccy:
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Zulu goat impi. Deadly.
Perhaps it's the actress Nicole de boer?
Was it someone wearing an orange shirt and clogs!?
Could have been Raymond Van Barneveld!