Dawn French

[vegster]

She must have a fanny like a bill poster's bucket, no thanks

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Waking up at the crack of dawn ?






*shudder*

 

[Easy 10]

Sometimes her FACE looks alright, when she's been airbrushed and that.
But I'd have to agree with the general consensus. It would be like shagging a waterbed. Plus Lenny Henrys been there, and he's probably got quite a big donger.

 

[User removed 4]

can you imagine how hot and sweaty her minge gets, in a pair of tights on a hot summers day ? those flab ridden thighs preventing any air circulating ? must smell f***ing awful, and i bet its the size of a clowns pocket as well.

 

[Easy 10]

Aye. She must have a gusset like a wizards sleeve.

 

[Simster]

I would, but just for the sake of shagging someone who'd been in the Young Ones.

Dear oh dear. If that's your criteria, couldn't you simply POKE Emma Thompson instead?

Dawn French is a horribly, flabby whale-esque mess who has absolutely no place on any SHAG list.

 

[Simster]

I reckon if she weren't so fat I would defo f*** her. Would you?

Well yes, but if Anne Widdicome wasn't fat, ugly and old I'd probably f*** her as well.

 

[Les Biehn]

Well yes, but if Anne Widdicome wasn't fat, ugly and old I'd probably f*** her as well.

Oh Simster, if you can't be bothered to play the game don't play at all.

 

[User removed 4]

Aye. She must have a gusset like a wizards sleeve.

come on lets have some more fanny analogies, i raise your wizards sleeve with " a fanny like an old windsock " !

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I would, but just for the sake of shagging someone who'd been in the Young Ones.

Here you go

 

[Simster]

Oh Simster, if you can't be bothered to play the game don't play at all.

Good point well made. Can I shag Emma Thompson or Jennifer Saunders instead?

 

[Pavilionaire]

She's got a snatch like a pelican's gullet and plenty of fish to boot...

 

[Les Biehn]

Good point well made. Can I shag Emma Thompson or Jennifer Saunders instead?

Saunders was a right fitty, lovely big jugs as well. Thompson was ok but having watched The Tall Guy she has a pair of tits like a couple of oranges in a pair of old mans socks.

 

[stss30]

Oh and Sam your a complete tool, f*** off.

Witty

 

[Silent Bob]

What do you mean? There is a thread, titled Dawn French, so, without realising who has posted the thread you click on it as you think it could be of interest, then you realise no, it is a load of puerile tosh.

What Dawn French related to topics would you approve?

 

[John Dorian]

I think people need to chill out !!! I LOVE these threads...and yes, yes I would. ha

 

[Pavilionaire]

Going down on that would be like eating sushi off the barber's floor...

 

[John Dorian]

Going down on that would be like eating sushi off the barber's floor...

haha...quality !!! you're coming out with some corkers this arvo !!

 

[Munkfish]

Witty

I wasnt trying to be, it was a statement.

 

[One True BHA]

i would after eight pints