[Albion] David 'Wonderwall' Stockdale

[Old Grey Whistler]

Good afternoon NSC

How about a song for David Stockdale.


The Oasis classic....



Because David

You're gonna be the one that saves it

And after all

You're our wonderwall

 

[smudge]

Not bad.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I like that, but others won't and no doubt it'll never get a single rendition

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

A song posted on NSC that isn't terrible..

Get this going in a boozer on Saturday and see where it goes.

 

[Bold Seagull]

That is one hell of a first post. I like it.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Stop right now -Spice Girls (with the dance moves please)

Stock-dale WOW
Thankyou very much
We're thankful for your delicate touch
Hey you, you don't need to run.
Just gotta stop the shots and have some fun.

 

[Tekanne]

Reeeeaaaaallly?

 

[Philzo-93]

I.....I.....I actually like it!!


Also very interesting first post!

 

[Stat Brother]

The only problem with this is the fact that DS is one of the few who actually has his name sung.

Perhaps you can create a ditty for:-

Bong.
Greer.
Goldson.
Dunk.
Murphy.
Stephens.
Kayal.
Hemed.
Baldock.
The obvious one I always forget.
Rosenior.
Hughton.


If the Albion played rush goalie, that's pretty much our best team we could watch in silence.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Good afternoon NSC

How about a song for David Stockdale.


The Oasis classic....



Because David

You're gonna be the one that saves it

And after all

You're our wonderwall

I was thinking of proposing a song for Bong to another Oasis classic.

He's electric,
He's got a fan base full of eccentrics,
He does things we've never expected,
And I need more Bong,

He's got a left foot,
He'll smash up your winger real good,
And on his head are dreadlocks,
And I need more Bong.

Or:
He's a left back,
He'll give your winger a real whack,
He gives Chrissy Hughton a heart attack,
But I need more Bong.

 

[pasty]

Good afternoon NSC

How about a song for David Stockdale.


The Oasis classic....



Because David

You're gonna be the one that saves it

And after all

You're our wonderwall

Hello David

 

[Mackenzie]

Oh David Stockdale's magic
He doesn't wear a hat,
He could have stayed at Fulham
But said "oh no **** that",
He saves them with his left hand.
He saves them with his right,
And when we win promotion we'll sing this song all night.

ohhhhhh.....

 

[Tekanne]

Oh David Stockdale's magic
He doesn't wear a hat,
He could have stayed at Fulham
But said "oh no **** that",
He saves them with his left hand.
He saves them with his right,
And when we win promotion we'll sing this song all night.

ohhhhhh.....

Surely there's a more inventive line than "he doesn't wear a hat"...

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I like it.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Oh Lewis Dunk's a fighter,
He'll fight you with a bat,
He could've gone to West Ham,
But West Ham said "no, f*** that".
He'll make mistakes with his left foot,
He'll f*** up with his right,
But it doesn't matter to us,
We'll sing this song all night

Ohhh....

P.s. This song is in jest. I'm in no way suggesting we actually use it or that I think this song represents Dunk's contribution.

 

[Mackenzie]

Surely there's a more inventive line than "he doesn't wear a hat"...

Yes, but it's a bit of a piss take on the habitual "wears a magic hat" line.

 

[sparkie]

Oh David Stockdale's magic
He doesn't wear a hat,
He could have stayed at Fulham
But said "oh no **** that",
He saves them with his left hand.
He saves them with his right,
And when we win promotion we'll sing this song all night.

ohhhhhh.....

Good stuff.

I assume this is already sung.

 

[Mackenzie]

Good stuff.

I assume this is already sung.

Yes.

 

[Surf's Up]

and to the inevitable "we can see you holding hands" or 'Does your boyfriend know you're here?".......

Brighton boys we are here
Shag your men and drink your beer
lalalalalalalalala - oooooooooooooh

 

[Soulman]

Very impressed with the Wonderwall Stockdale song.