[Football] David Stockdale or David Brent?

[Albion my Albion]

If he spent more time on the training field instead of this crap, he might not be such a s**** keeper now.

Cue all the "how dare you say that - hands off the man" bollox.

"how dare you say that - hands off me"

 

[Badger]

Lovely Stuff

 

[clapham_gull]

Lovely Stuff

Not my words, the words of David Stockdale.

 

[Originunknown]

I've just woken the Mrs up laughing. Pure Partridge, the lad has no shame.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wycombe Wanderers must be paying him a shed load to afford a Web designer like that

 

[The Clamp]

You couldn’t do better if you were trying to take the piss.

 

[Bry Nylon]

This was my personal favourite…

 

[Badger]

Has anyone checked if he's on the new series of The Apprentice?

 

[jcdenton08]

"This is a man who has tasted the very top of the game but was not too proud to go on loan to League Two Stevenage in the 2020/21 season to play regular first-team football."

So ruddy, bloody brave.

 

[marlowe]

"Want a man who has had a foot in both camps? Stockdale is your man".

Sounds like a line you'd put in your profile on a bi-curious dating site.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

That's a lovely site. But I just couldn't stop cringing.

What does this mean?

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Consumers in the demographic of.... having a... family?

 

[Justice]

Disappointed it didn’t mention the pikey’s and the skip drama

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Strings to Stockdale's bow: 1, philanthropist...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I enjoyed the random image of a pac-man eating a pizza with 85% men 15% women written next to it.

85% men eat pizza?

 

[Normal Rob]

Sure that was his wife's idea

 

[Seasider78]

29% of these are arguing with Adam Virgo

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Christ. Not sure whether to laugh or shrink in embarrassment.

For a guy who has enjoyed an ‘extravagant range of opportunities’ come his way, this is one helluva hard sell….

 

[Uh_huh_him]

cringeable but did enjoy rewatching his 2016/17 highlight reel.

He had a great season up un til the Norwich game and let's leave it there

 

[Papa Lazarou]

This was my personal favourite…

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I can't wait for the new series of Peaky Blinders.

 

[BBassic]

I find all this giggling at a man so crucial in our promotion fight not to mention the role played in the clubs response to the air show disaster a bit gruesome.

Seems to me a bloke who's coming to the end of his career trying to set himself up for the next stage.

It's a wee bit pompous I'll give you that but let's not be cruel, eh?