[Football] David Stockdale or David Brent?

[seagully]

Stockdale's website seems to have gone full Brent/Partridge

https://www.davidstockdale13.co.uk/


'To relax, he enjoys nothing more than spending time with his family; a low-key fishing trip; or spending time driving his classic 1986 Ferrari Mondial'

'His distinguished yet everyman character makes him perfect for advertising campaigns for high-end, male-targeted products'

 

[Seasider78]

What have I just read!!

This reminds me of the PowerPoint presentation for Michael Owen

 

[Russconha]

He's a bloody bloke

 

[Mundays Right Foot]

Am sure Hamilton's Water Breaks will be in contact with him

 

[Albion my Albion]

BLIMEY, THAT FART STINKS!!! PUT UP YOUR FISTS. LET'S HAVE A KERFUFFLE!!!

 

[Comrade Sam]

That was weird. I kept expecting it to end, but on it went saying nothing but wankety w**k. I had assumed it would finish with the line 'and that's why David is a Panatella Man!'

 

[dazzer6666]

So has his clothing and ‘SnapBack’ venture gone tits up then ? Doesn’t seem to get a mention

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

That is a great site - not sure how something so professionally produced and giving such gravitas to the man can also make me laugh so much.

 

[jcdenton08]

Cock piss Stockdale

 

[Deadly Danson]

That really is extraordinary. I especially liked the section: The Philanthropist. Pure Brent.

 

[essbee1]

If he spent more time on the training field instead of this crap, he might not be such a s**** keeper now.

Cue all the "how dare you say that - hands off the man" bollox.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

“Surrounded by strong, independent women in his life, David has an unswerving respect for women across the board”

He won an argument once when he said, how can I hate women? My mums one

 

[clapham_gull]

Am sure Hamilton's Water Breaks will be in contact with him

David's chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33.

Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything.

Earlier he put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake. Let’s take a look. Not a trace.

Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

 

[Hugo Rune]

“As his football career continues to thrive…..”

Thrive? His career mirrors going from a hosting a primetime BBC chat-show to presenting the graveyard slot on North Norfolk Digital!

 

[Pevenseagull]

That's MAGNIFICENT!

 

[clapham_gull]

He's a bloody bloke

Back of the net ! .....





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[clapham_gull]

“As his football career continues to thrive…..”

Thrive? His career mirrors going from a hosting a primetime BBC chat-show to presenting the graveyard slot on North Norfolk Digital!

But basically, terrestrial TV is a dead duck, and who watches a dead duck? Not even its mother. She just flies off depressed.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Ah come on, his gloves do sport a string back for extra purchase.

 

[essbee1]

Back of the net ! .....





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Of which he's done a lot of "picking up from" in the past few years.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Edit. Too cruel.