[Football] David Luiz

[Cheeky Monkey]

Palace written all over it. Just the type of signing they like. [emoji1745]

100%. The home fans at Selhurst know a player when they see one.

 

[The Wizard]

Wages

He’s shit.

 

[Easy 10]

100%. The home fans at Selhurst know a player when they see one.

It's the pure love you can see in their eyes. Almost had me choking up.

 

[BadFish]

Lolz

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[Soton Seagull]

No. Absolute defensive liabilty. The other 19 prem teams will be sad to lose at least 1 free goal per season.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Oh gawd .... I would love it if he went to Palace.

Over the last couple of years I've been disappointed if he wasn't playing when watching Arsenal on TV ..... He is ****ing useless


That said he comes across as lovely chap

 

[Stat Brother]

34 years old ? You've gotta be joking!.

He is and unlike the last time I'm not talking for it.

 

[Thompson720]

Good lord no. Very much a Palace signing that like someone said above

 

[CheeseRolls]

Offers great versatility. Could play the Matt Derbyshire role, or indeed at left back. Excellent suggestion.

 

[Yes Chef]

I think this is a great idea.

I was also recently kicked in the head by a horse

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

He has to be one of the poorest defenders ever to play in the EPL.

 

[Perfidious Albion]

No thanks......yesterday’s man

 

[veuve]

Don't want him anywhere near our club.

 

[Change at Barnham]

And while we're at it let's get Leno to replace Sanchez.

What a signing Luiz would be........



........for Palace.

 

[Skaville]

He’s shit.

No. He’s brilliant one game, average the next and then shit for the third. This cycle is on repeat.

He does have beautiful hair too.

 

[bluenitsuj]

No. He is a tosser

 

[Lethargic]

You been on the sauce, no, no and no?

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[schmunk]

No. He’s brilliant one game, average the next and then shit for the third. This cycle is on repeat.

We could rotate him between the first team, u23s and u18s...?

 

[Hugo Rune]

100%. The home fans at Selhurst know a player when they see one.

Great find.

Caption time:

Little boy - “A defender who leaves his own penalty area - wow!”.

Women with versatile multi glasses set-up - “Oh, I’d love to get you alone in my local pooch preening parlour with a hair dryer and latex gloves”.

 

[Steve in Japan]

Shocking barnet, so I am out.