David Hasselhoff - Legend or Bellend

[Uncle Spielberg]

The jury is out on David Hasselhoff. Is he a super cool hellraiser and swordsman whose legendary tales of excess and bon amour are guaranteed to get the ladies hot and the blokes jealous and respectful or is he a talentless chancer with limited acting and singing ability whose warm embrace by the nation of Germany is without reason.

Will he fare better than the defendants so far this week ?.

It is up to the good ladies and gentlemen of NSC to deliver their verdict.

Case 1 - Russell Brand - BELLEND , large majority
Case 2 - Jonathan Ross - BELLEND , went all the way to the wire

 

[RM-Taylor]

Bellend

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

The Hoff is a bellend.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Legend!!!

 

[Hiney]

Bellend

 

[Icy Gull]

The jury is not out, they're back and have declared that he is a talentless twat

 

[Nibble]

A man out of touch with reality. Not a bellend but no legend.

 

[NMH]

Legend in his own lunchtime.

Bellend

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

this is not going well for the Hoff.

 

[Mendoza]

LEGEND - I have a David Hasselhoff Pillow Case - FACT!!

 

[readingstockport]

Have you seen the superb video taken by his daughter where he is so utterly pissed he can't even hold his double cheese burger let alone manage to raise it his mouth as he rolls around burbling drunken inanities. For that alone I am trapped between legend and bellend.

 

[NMH]

For that alone I am trapped between legend and bellend.

Let me help rs; you are a bellend.

I hope this has been of assistance.

 

[readingstockport]

If for a second I thought your opinion meant shit about anything I would be bothered by your answer. But I'm not so gfy.

 

[NMH]

If for a second I thought your opinion meant shit about anything I would be bothered by your answer. But I'm not so gfy.

Why respond at all then?

You ARE bothered, so I win.

 

[csider]

I would say a bit of a legend, but a totally cheesy one.

 

[JJ McClure]

I want to vote for both. He's a legend, but a bit of a bellend.

 

[Trufflehound]

I would say a bit of a legend, but a totally cheesy one.

A bit like Wotsits then?