david beckham

[Marc]

I hope that we don't have a prolonged close-up of his rear end again though. That one last night was pretty gross!

lol yeah thats was horrid, all the blokes in the Cricks turned away in disgust and one lonely female voice said "LOOK at the size of his bollocks!" and all the blokes went "eeeeewwwww"

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

He looked unfit, which is odd considering he used to be the fittest player in the country, although he still put in a decent performance with some of his passes down the line & cross-field to Owen