pastafarian
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let me get this straight from the outset, this is a silly first world problem but is this excuse using data protection legislation correct?
Have been shopping at tesco for a while now to get points to convert to avios.
every reward cycle I get a letter from tesco saying your points cant be transferred because your tesco registered address and avios registered address don’t match.
I phone up tesco every few months,go through a long winded pavlova where the girl says thats odd it looks ok,we will call you back pasta. No one ever calls back.
This week after another phone call tesco finally called back
Tesco: wassssup pasta?
Pastafarian: im fine thanks
Tesco: look, we phoned avios to sort out your shit and we both agree the address thingy is ballocks….they match no problem bruv
Pastafarian: nice one,so you will transfer the points over so I can get airmiles then
Tesco:No cant do that the computer says no
Pastafarian: ok then whats the problem?
Tesco: Don’t know really
Pastafarian: what did avios say the problem was.
Tesco: they didn’t say anything,we cant discuss your problem further due to data protection law
Pastafarian: but you discussed my address problem though…..you are balls deep already….finish the job
Tesco: Yes we did,you gave us verbal permission though to address the problem surrounding the linking of your address
Pastafarian: ok,I give you verbal permission to sort out any issues surrounding the linking of my tesco account with my avios account.
Tesco: sorry we cant discuss you amongst ourselves it would contravene data protection laws.
Pastafaian:But I give you permission like
Tesco: haha…..nice try tosser,we are tesco…..we rule the world…..**** you.
Pastafarian: no **** you we are top of our league….where are you?
artistic licence used
Is this the correct use of data protection law?
Have been shopping at tesco for a while now to get points to convert to avios.
every reward cycle I get a letter from tesco saying your points cant be transferred because your tesco registered address and avios registered address don’t match.
I phone up tesco every few months,go through a long winded pavlova where the girl says thats odd it looks ok,we will call you back pasta. No one ever calls back.
This week after another phone call tesco finally called back
Tesco: wassssup pasta?
Pastafarian: im fine thanks
Tesco: look, we phoned avios to sort out your shit and we both agree the address thingy is ballocks….they match no problem bruv
Pastafarian: nice one,so you will transfer the points over so I can get airmiles then
Tesco:No cant do that the computer says no
Pastafarian: ok then whats the problem?
Tesco: Don’t know really
Pastafarian: what did avios say the problem was.
Tesco: they didn’t say anything,we cant discuss your problem further due to data protection law
Pastafarian: but you discussed my address problem though…..you are balls deep already….finish the job
Tesco: Yes we did,you gave us verbal permission though to address the problem surrounding the linking of your address
Pastafarian: ok,I give you verbal permission to sort out any issues surrounding the linking of my tesco account with my avios account.
Tesco: sorry we cant discuss you amongst ourselves it would contravene data protection laws.
Pastafaian:But I give you permission like
Tesco: haha…..nice try tosser,we are tesco…..we rule the world…..**** you.
Pastafarian: no **** you we are top of our league….where are you?
artistic licence used
Is this the correct use of data protection law?
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