[Albion] Daron Mouette (French forward)

[portlock seagull]

Sorry, another transfer rumour but mate said apparently we’re being linked with this young French striker.

Bien, n’est pas?

 

[US Seagull]

You made that one up, didn't you?

Would be entirely appropriate though.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Sorry, another transfer rumour but mate said apparently we’re being linked with this young French striker.

Bien, n’est pas?

I've Gooooooooooogled him, no results.

 

[US Seagull]

I've Gooooooooooogled him, no results.

Did you Google translate him though?

 

[portlock seagull]

I've Gooooooooooogled him, no results.

Might be spelt with 2 r’s?

 

[US Seagull]

I'd prefer Icelander Jón Mávur

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Wtf

 

[AmexRuislip]

Might be spelt with 2 r’s?

Did yr mate also sell you some magic beans in the Jolly Woodman

 

[portlock seagull]

You made that one up, didn't you?

Would be entirely appropriate though.

Did yr mate also sell you some magic beans in the Jolly Woodman

Tee hee!

 

[portlock seagull]

Well, so many never heard of names doing rounds…

Least people now know French for Seagull. And Daron is also slang for Dad-like figure.

Allez Mouettes!

 

[Icy Gull]

Disappointing I was hoping we‘d sign Spanish forward Juan Gaviota

 

[portlock seagull]

Disappointing I was hoping we‘d sign Spanish forward Juan Gaviota

Love it!

Now, who else ‘might’ we sign from foreign leagues I wonder….NSC, do your worst!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Perhaps a cheeky bid for German right-winger Zeke Heil?

 

[Ethelwulf]

Or Phil McHunt from Berwick

 

[RandyWanger]

I heard he's merde de mouette

 

[LamieRobertson]

Has he turned up for training

 

[Monkey Man]

I think we came close to signing the Hawaiin lad Ili Manu. Thankfully no relation to our Elvis.

 

[Quebec Seagull]

As soon as I saw Mouette in the thread title, I knew you were putting us on. Vilain petit farceur, va!

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