We don’t want either! Putting this one to bed early doors!
So we've now got a thread of players we DON'T want to sign...
I'd rather we splash the cash and go for bench-warmer Olivier Giroud.
Then we can marvel on a weekly basis at his "I can't believe I've missed another sitter" incredulous look. Bring it on.
Pay for play piecemeal deals?
Of course we'd have Wellbeck in a heartbeat if he wasn't a sicknote. I notice both 36 year old Frank Ribery and 35 year old Arjen Robben are leaving Bayern in the summer and are available on free.
Let's have Escape to Victory 2