[Football] Dan Ashworth **Sacked by Man U 08/12/24**

[Thunder Bolt]

WOOOOOOOOAH there!

Forks, then knives, then spoons, surely? - ordered as they'd be laid out at the table.

Forks on the left, dessert spoons in the middle, knives on the right, teaspoons horizontally at the bottom.

 

[Seagull on the Hill]

Forks on the left, dessert spoons in the middle, knives on the right, teaspoons horizontally at the bottom.

Heathen!
The only thing you have got right is teaspoons at the bottom.
Everyone knows the correct order is
Left to right:
Knives, forks, spoons

 

[Jack Straw]

I'm "Team Easy" with fork in right hand. The only other thing I do left-handed is cast a fishing rod!

 

[Gabbafella]

Fork in the right.
I also wear my watch on my right wrist (which is apparently left handed) but I'm right-handed.
Cutlery draw goes knives, forks, spoons, teaspoons horizontal at the bottom.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Your all weird. My cutlery is all mixed up. It really has no affect on how your food tastes you know!

 

[dazzer6666]

Almost as good as your estate

Luckily I have no garden whatsoever (so no work required)

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Not on MY table. I hold my fork in my right hand.

Wow.

I didn't have you as one of the 'Housewives of Orange County'

Next you'll be saying 'Can I get' instead of 'please may I have' when asking for a coffee/pint etc...

Bloody heathen.

 

[ROSM]

Ok, I promise this isn't me, but in googling to identify the best way to lay out a cutlery draw I found this.....

 

[LamieRobertson]

Luckily I have no garden whatsoever (so no work required)

I’m with you ..all gardens should be abolished and concreted over .. oh hang on

 

[Eric the meek]

Where do the chopsticks go?

 

[RandyWanger]

Where do the chopsticks go?

Vertically in a container

 

[dazzer6666]

I’m with you ..all gardens should be abolished and concreted over .. oh hang on

Mine has been

 

[Zeberdi]

Your all weird. My cutlery is all mixed up. It really has no affect on how your food tastes you know!

Funnily enough, I am a little OCD when it comes to things being tidy and in order but when it comes to the cutlery drawer, it is my chaotic Id swept under the carpet, or in this case, into my cutlery drawer - which is also my drawer for every other small item that doesn’t really have a home that would otherwise be cluttering up the worktops .

Some of my cutlery tries to set a good example by staying in the right lane but mostly the forks and spoons have an identity crisis and don’t know where they belong.

 

[Dr Q]

Your all weird. My cutlery is all mixed up. It really has no affect on how your food tastes you know!

Dear Broadmoor, it would appear one of your inmates has escaped!

 

[WATFORD zero]

Where do the chopsticks go?

Vertically in a container

But then you couldn't shut the drawer, utter madness

 

[Eric the meek]

But then you couldn't shut the drawer, utter madness

But wait.

If the correct storage orientation for chopsticks, is vertical, then why doesn't that apply to forks, knives and spoons as well?

Do we need to design a deep drawer, to accommodate our new vertical space-saving storage solution?

I'm off to buy a new suit for my upcoming appearance on Dragon's Den.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Where do the chopsticks go?

But wait.

If the correct storage orientation for chopsticks, is vertical, then why doesn't that apply to forks, knives and spoons as well?

Do we need to design a deep drawer, to accommodate our new vertical space-saving storage solution?

I'm off to buy a new suit for my upcoming appearance on Dragon's Den.

I'm in, maybe sleeping, or very dozy partner

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Not on MY table. I hold my fork in my right hand.

f***ing hell.

I should of known.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Fork in the right.
I also wear my watch on my right wrist (which is apparently left handed) but I'm right-handed.
Cutlery draw goes knives, forks, spoons, teaspoons horizontal at the bottom.

I wear my watch on my right wrist because I have a metal plate in my left arm bone and a tendency to carpel tunnel syndrome in my left hand.

 

[Billy in Bristol]

And the 2024 Award for the Thread Title that has no correlation to 90% of subsequent comments goes to.....