Daddy Longlegs?

[Easy 10]

Longleg Hunt - The Easy Files:

1. Flitting around on the floor. Dropped the Yellow Pages on him. Picked up with a tissue, crushed, into bin.

2. Flitting round the light. Smashed with the Argus - body landed on my armchair, several legs left on ceiling. Another tissue cleaning-up exercise.

3. Resting on the skirting board. Put my trainers on and kicked him to death. More tissue.

4. A double-whammy with two on my walls. Didn't want to squash them as it'd leave a mark, but they wouldn't move. Hoover nozzle brought into play, proves highly effective.


The war continues TOMORROW.

 

[NMH]

I used to pull all their legs and wings off, just for a laugh. Today though, I am being kinder to them, I just grab them by one wing and pop them out of the small windows.

 

[Gully]

One bit the dust courtesy of my hoover at around 9.15 am, I was totally neutral on them until someone mentioned them ruining the grass in your garden.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

.... kill them as quick and as mercifully as you can - no leg or wing amutations please ...

so wheres the fun in that

 

[Marc]

these bastards lay eggs in my LAWNS and wreck 'em up meaning my customers BLAME ME

 

[tedebear]

Arthur eats then when he can.....so much for my haute cuisine!!

 

[Lush]

This works

 

[Marc]

This works

we use CrossFire, works a treat, the Leatherjackets have to surface then the birds nab 'em!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Arthur eats then when he can.....so much for my haute cuisine!!

haha, do you reckon they taste NICE?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Tonights Longleg hunt update:

1 trodden on, squashed to death.
Another 1 showered to end it's existence.
Another 1 crushed to death with Q magazine.
1 swotted out of the door with this weeks Sports Argus (well worth buying, honest!!).
1 found dead on pillow case. I hope i didn't crush it sleeping last night!!

Oh, and on a similar theme, a very shit joke for you:

A little girl points at two Daddy Longlegs having sex.
"What's that Mummy?" she asks.

"That's a Mummy and Daddy Longlegs"

"No Mummy, i think they are both Daddy Longlegs"

"Oh. Get the poofs out of my garden!"

 

[Yoda]

Daddy Longlegs? You mean you have an infestation of spiders?

The flying buggers are called crane flys and are a pointless creature that only lives for about 24 hours. They are attracted to light so keep your window closed.

note to self, read all of thread before replying

 

[Hadlee]

Longleg Hunt - The Easy Files:

1. Flitting around on the floor. Dropped the Yellow Pages on him. Picked up with a tissue, crushed, into bin.

2. Flitting round the light. Smashed with the Argus - body landed on my armchair, several legs left on ceiling. Another tissue cleaning-up exercise.

3. Resting on the skirting board. Put my trainers on and kicked him to death. More tissue.

4. A double-whammy with two on my walls. Didn't want to squash them as it'd leave a mark, but they wouldn't move. Hoover nozzle brought into play, proves highly effective.


The war continues TOMORROW.

I find the most satisfying way to kill them is to catch them and put them in Spiders webs (which seem to have also taken over the Garden as I keep walking into them getting a face full of Web)

Watching them struggle them seeing the spider twist them round in a web then bite them is very satisfying.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i have taken great pleasure in using my spud gun in attempt to fire potato at them - unfortunately it seems to have bugger all effect

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

i have taken great pleasure in using my spud gun in attempt to fire potato at them - unfortunately it seems to have bugger all effect

Brilliant idea!

I have just attacked another in the bathroom with my flannel, which seemed to have the desired effect, although the flannel is now in the wash!

Shortly before bed last night I tried the 'drop slipper on top of Longleg' approach which proved particularly effective. The legs have now been trodden in to the carpet.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

My cat half ate one last night - decided she didnt like it - then left the remains on the kitchen floor!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I only really see them dead at the moment. Must be a more lethal warrior, either man or gunned unhungry mouse, in my house passing slaughter as much as i fire urinary venom. There's a crumpled one near my toilet. Laying on the floor. I prayed for a moment it weren't a winged turd i launched in my sleep. It weren't. Just a shaggy longlegs.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Brilliant idea!

i have to thank clarkes stationers for the weaponery, as woolworths yet again proved its downright incompotence by not selling any

 

[Gritt23]

i have taken great pleasure in using my spud gun in attempt to fire potato at them - unfortunately it seems to have bugger all effect

Good thinking. I've been using a water pistol, but that does have it's drawbacks.

 

[Gritt23]

Longleg Hunt - The Easy Files:

1. Flitting around on the floor. Dropped the Yellow Pages on him. Picked up with a tissue, crushed, into bin.

2. Flitting round the light. Smashed with the Argus - body landed on my armchair, several legs left on ceiling. Another tissue cleaning-up exercise.

3. Resting on the skirting board. Put my trainers on and kicked him to death. More tissue.

4. A double-whammy with two on my walls. Didn't want to squash them as it'd leave a mark, but they wouldn't move. Hoover nozzle brought into play, proves highly effective.


The war continues TOMORROW.

Does your Venus Flytrap like them?

 

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Cruel bastards