Dad jokes

[Grombleton]

Laughing like a **** at some of these. I'm looking forward to fatherhood in the future so I can roll out some of these bad boys.

 

[Puppet Master]

Some of those are brilliant!

My dad's favourite, whenever I said my head/throat/leg/whatever hurts...
"Hmmm... does your face hurt as well?"
"No, why?"
"Cos it's killing me!"



Also stuff like "Dad, who is Mick Jagger?"
"Well, you know The Beatles?"
"Yes...?"
"He wasn't in them"

 

[tomfitz12]

surely the classic is:

"I bet you cant name two structures that hold water"

"well, dam"

:

 

[cliveh27]

Went to the zoo. The only animal in it was a dog. It was a shitzu.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Went to the zoo. The only animal in it was a dog. It was a shitzu.