Have you thought about trying a different sport, something safer like...Top tip.
Resist the temptation to look at a helicopter flying low overhead.
On the plus side, I'm in the market for new shorts and sunday best T and I might be easy to spot if in shorts and T and the game today. On the FFS side, landing on the side not fully fit ain't great and neither is the sound of helmet on bank so I'm expecting a stiff neck tomorrow morning. Nettles and thorns. Standard.
...boxing?