Hahaha.
Just after Christmas it was 06:15 and I was riding to work.
A 100 yds up the road a young fella pulls out on his new electric bike.
I overtake him.
He comes along side and says 'oh so you want to race do you'?
Well I didn't till he said that.
Off I go, half a mile up the road I got stopped at a roundabout.
Unbeknownst to me, we were still racing and out of the corner of my eye I see him popping up onto the pavement cutting the junction.
I was able to get round just still in front.
It turns out we were going to the same estate behind the petrol station.
He now cuts through the forecourt, down the steps.
Yet again, going the long way round I managed to stay just in front.
I arrived at work, early, and absolutely on my knees knackered.
The beaten man has never been seen since.
