Curry tastes nice

[Gazwag]

I thought this was going to be some kind of sick thread about gobbling off Mark Curry

does he taste nice then

 

[Race]

no, he tastes phall

 

[gjh1971]

really.

top man

Yes, im being serious. He was playing a concert down the road at the Cambridge Corn Exchange and had a meal earlier n the evening in the same restuarant as me. The owner actually thought i was him as we both booked for 6.

 

[gjh1971]

no, he tastes phall

Did you have rice pudding for afters?

 

[Parson Henry]

really.

top man

No I think he was joshing

 

[Race]

aloo, is it me your looking for?

 

[gjh1971]

My curry kept changing colour.

It was a korma chameleon

 

[Race]

poppadom preach, i'm in trouble deep

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Can't believe no-one has cracked the Chicken Tarka joke yet !

 

[Race]

what? its a little 'otter

 

[DC Rules]

I can't bear curry, don't even like the smell.

I made one once for my husband, and it stained the wooden spoon really badly...so imagine what it does to your stomach!!

A nice Italian any time!

 

[Dave the OAP]

poppadom preach, i'm in trouble deep

Guy's been on the Guiness!!!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Can't believe no-one has cracked the Chicken Tarka joke yet !

the one about it being 'like a Korma, but Otter'?

Nah, no-one will stoop that low.

 

[Parson Henry]

These jokes are so bad they make me want to Korai.

 

[Race]

Guy's been on the Guiness!!!!

is that samosa be funny

 

[NMH]

I shared a curry with South African trumpet player Hugh Masakele on Saturday night

Couldn't he afford one on his own?

 

[NMH]

poppadom preach, i'm in trouble deep

Better go see your Nan.

 

[NMH]

Love me tandoori, love me true, never let me goa

 

[dougdeep]

bear curry,

Sounds wonderful, that would make your stomach growl.

 

[Gully]

I am having naan of this curry kulcha, it really has started to saag on here, by golly ghosht it has.