Curry help

[Bodular]

I have noticed that my tolerance to anything spicier than a tikka masala leaves me in the toilet for hours, is this all part of getting older or should I just stay away from the chilies

 

[happypig]

You might have a bit of an irritable bowel. I'm 49 and eat spicy food 4/5 times a week with few problems in the Departure lounge. Red wine gives me terrible heartburn though.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you need to man up

 

[Bodular]

you need to man up

I know

 

[Bodular]

You might have a bit of an irritable bowel. I'm 49 and eat spicy food 4/5 times a week with few problems in the Departure lounge. Red wine gives me terrible heartburn though.

Probably with the amount of abuse I gave it in my twenties

 

[bassking]

DO NOT go anywhere near a BHUT JOLOKIA then, otherwise youll need bagging up.

 

[Adsgull]

Your just a tart bod a bit of a sore ring is a small price to pay for a good curry. I would try sudocream for the ring tho

 

[HalifaxSeagull]

Your just a tart bod a bit of a sore ring is a small price to pay for a good curry. I would try sudocream for the ring tho

Keep some Germaloids in the fridge!

 

[Adsgull]

And as a last resort some TCP for a curry you won't forget

 

[Bodular]

And as a last resort some TCP for a curry you won't forget

Cheers mate! I'm dropping your ST with your mrs tomorrow did you still want mine

And I don't think she got my Facebook post

 

[The Modfather]

You could try a girlie curry like a biryani

 

[T soprano]

If I have curry( chicken Ceylon) and say a bottle of wine the next day I can guarantee at least 5 trips to the toilet all before about 11am honestly though it really pisses me off after about the 4th & 5th time I don't know if this is normal but it certainly ain't much fun after the 5th visit I'm thinking FFS I'm sure I never ate this much I just don't get how full of shit I am at times

 

[Bodular]

You could try a girlie curry like a biryani

I think that's the one they do down the bugle during the rugby it's not bad

 

[Triggaaar]

I've always heard of spicy curries and toileting issues, but never experienced them. While my mouth can't manage a restaurant madras, I've never had a problem with the bowel department

 

[Bodular]

If I have curry( chicken Ceylon) and say a bottle of wine the next day I can guarantee at least 5 trips to the toilet all before about 11am honestly though it really pisses me off after about the 4th & 5th time I don't know if this is normal but it certainly ain't much fun after the 5th visit I'm thinking FFS I'm sure I never ate this much I just don't get how full of shit I am at times

I had the curry at 6 and been on the shitter for 20mins now

 

[T soprano]

I had the curry at 6 and been on the shitter for 20mins now

Thank god for NSC eh! It really keeps me occupied when I spend between 1& 2 hours on the shitter of a Saturday morning after a Friday night curry In fact 80% of my Posts are made on the shitter

 

[T soprano]

I had the curry at 6 and been on the shitter for 20mins now

Good Luck mate , may the force be with you !

 

[Bodular]

I have just remembered when a so called friend of mine made me try a Batak masala as hot as the restaurant could do, it was so spicy I fell off my chair !!!


(I may have been a bit drunk also)

 

[Bodular]

Thank god for NSC eh! It really keeps me occupied when I spend between 1& 2 hours on the shitter of a Saturday morning after a Friday night curry In fact 80% of my Posts are made on the shitter

It does pass the time ..... Just wish the wife would bring me a cup of tea up every now and then

 

[8ace]

Before you eat a curry cut a scotch bonnet chilli in half and rub it on your hoop - you won't notice any discomfort caused be eating the curry after this.