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[Trufflehound]

Gigolo

 

[king Wombat]

IT consultant unlucky enough to be working on SAP BW for the last 5 years.

What a pile of *****..

 

[Dave the OAP]

40........been there, done that, moved on.............

 

[Dave the OAP]

FX trader and rate setter for a large global company

whinging arrogant red braces wearing trader alert

 

[Stinky Kat]

IT consultant unlucky enough to be working on SAP BW for the last 5 years.

What a pile of *****..

We are changing to SAP HR in the next year or so . I heard it was bad - oh dear

 

[Dandyman]

We are changing to SAP HR in the next year or so . I heard it was bad - oh dear

Can't be as bad as Oracle.

 

[33057 Seagull]

Sky Pilot

 

[caz99]

we aint going to need it,its whats been crying out for ages in lancing.lets hope the solictors speed up,been waiting ages

whereabouts will it be?

 

[ditchy]

whinging arrogant red braces wearing trader alert

so eighties DTG

 

[dwayne]

whinging arrogant red braces wearing trader alert

you still living in the 80's Dave

What bank do you work for cardboard?

 

[king Wombat]

We are changing to SAP HR in the next year or so . I heard it was bad - oh dear

SAP R3 is ok. SAP BW is getting better just takes a lot of heartache to get it working properly and there are a lot of cowboys around who can't do it!

if you got a good 'bunch' of consultants/contractors and you are willing to change your business a bit then should be ok..

 

[WATFORD zero]

if you got a good 'bunch' of consultants/contractors and you are willing to change your business a bit then should be ok..

That's the key - SAP is a package based on 'best practice (ish)'. Adopt the SAP practices and it will work well (and be cheaper than adopting SAP to your practices) But the number of companies who believe that 'no-one else does things the way we do'

 

[Roger Mellie]

Lawyer that thinks most of my comrades are complete twats and am trying to survive on my own

 

[El Presidente]

Lecturer, tonight teaching company law to a Premiership footballer who was sent off against Donny Rovers yesterday

 

[king Wombat]

That's the key - SAP is a package based on 'best practice (ish)'. Adopt the SAP practices and it will work well (and be cheaper than adopting SAP to your practices) But the number of companies who believe that 'no-one else does things the way we do'

every company I've ever been to does things differently.
Its quite amusing and er hardwork to convince them that a lot of the time the stuff they are reporting on means absolutely FA..

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Run an IT Security company in Oz.

 

[WATFORD zero]

The ones i love are the companies that believe you cannot understand their business if you haven't been in it for 40 years.

When you give them a report telling them how to improve their processes after a few days or weeks they invariably say 'oooh you seem to have picked up what we do very quickly' (although not as camp as it looks when typed).

Course i have you idiot that's my job

 

[H block]

I am currently working as a freelance joke writer for T-mobile. The idea is that me (and many others of course) write jokes about current events and then send them to 100 friends.As there are 200 of us employed nationwide that is 20000 texts sent on each good joke.The aim of the company (who in fact work hand in hand with the other mobile networks) is to get 2 million texts for each good joke. This is £ 200,000 worth of business per gag. Most of the New Orleans jokes originated from our dept.