[Football] Cucurella eating paella and dinking estrella

[Insel affe]

As he went charging down the wing against England, I was shouting please god no, not him, it was a given it was going to be tapped in.
He played a blinder against us, fair play to him.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

What is he ‘singing’ about?
Is it a chant that Chelsea fans sing ?

I believe Chelsea fans use the same chant that we now use, when he plays against us.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I loved him when he was with us, till he did to us what he did to his previous club to join us. England were going to lose to Spain anyway because a) they were better than us and b) Gareth tried to win a trophy by not losing. Cucu unsurprisingly puts himself first career wise and having made the assist for the winner, I'm sure he is loved in his home country and buzzing from his success. I'm sort of pleased for him. I wonder if Chelsea will give him the Argentina/Mac Allister/Brighton welcome home. I'm guessing it won't cross the tiny minds of those classless rats!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Not completely unheard of (though extremely rare since Brazilian national team managers were abusing things like these in the past). It does exist as one of several doesn't-really-happen-in-reality clauses in the Football Manager games but you'll have to look long and hard to find examples in European football.

Two clubs negotiating a fee where payments are based on what the player and his national team achieve in a tournament = completely unheard of.

Nearly every clause in these deals are based on "we're getting more money and you're getting a share of it", like sell-on clauses and clauses that involves the buying club qualifying for continental competitions. I've never heard of a player winning a tournament - completely unrelated to both clubs - triggering a hypothetical clause like this. But maybe I'm wrong.

Don’t have to look that hard to find it in European football. The compensation package for Zak Sturge includes a payment if he plays for England.

It’s a lot more common for it to be included when a player moves between academies, and a tribunal sets the fee, or when a young professional moves.

Highly unlikely to be included for an established first teamer like Cucurella, extra payments for a player like that are more than likely to be appearance based or triggered when a club wins a trophy.

 

[Napper]

[mod edit: removed homophobia]

looks a right bellend in that video

Will boo harder than ever next time he plays us

 

[Han Solo]

very very gay

looks a right bellend in that video

Will boo harder than ever next time he plays us

While you've shown quite clearly for all the years I've been here that you have a big problem with gay people, I'm still quite curious how this is "very very gay".

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

That’s our Deputy PM, isn’t it?

 

[JBizzle]

He clearly has the mind of a 4 year old, but other than the fact that he's a horrible, horrible singer, fair play to him. He was excellent for Spain throughout the Euros, wears his panto villain costume well, and is clearly back to his best. Good for him, why shouldn't he enjoy it?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

As a Brighton fan he p!ssed me off royally with the Chelsea nonsense, boo'd him... but as a Scotsman i've recently found it in my heart to forgive and will boo him no more,

Thought it funny how the German fans booed him in all the games after they played Spain. It was literally evert touch, no matter how fleeting, after that hand ball, right up to his last kick in the final they booed him.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Not completely unheard of (though extremely rare since Brazilian national team managers were abusing things like these in the past). It does exist as one of several doesn't-really-happen-in-reality clauses in the Football Manager games but you'll have to look long and hard to find examples in European football.

Two clubs negotiating a fee where payments are based on what the player and his national team achieve in a tournament = completely unheard of.

Nearly every clause in these deals are based on "we're getting more money and you're getting a share of it", like sell-on clauses and clauses that involves the buying club qualifying for continental competitions. I've never heard of a player winning a tournament - completely unrelated to both clubs - triggering a hypothetical clause like this. But maybe I'm wrong.

National team achievements, agree.
Never heard of it.

Actual player appearances normally linked to debut, definitely heard of.

 

[Bodian]

Mrs Bodian kept asking why that long-haired bloke was wearing only his undies during the celebrations.

 

[chimneys]

(****deleted****) looks a right bellend in that video

Will boo harder than ever next time he plays us

Shame you wont be extinct before that happens.

 

[Goldstone1976]

[mod edit: removed homophobia]

looks a right bellend in that video

Will boo harder than ever next time he plays us

Removed homophobia.

Cut it out please. A week off.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Removed homophobia.

Cut it out please. A week off.

We can still see it in the quoted replies unfortunately

 

[chimneys]

We can still see it in the quoted replies unfortunately

Thanks for heads up. Have deleted from my post.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Floppy haired ****

You wouldn't say that to his face.

 

[el punal]

Did really well for us, did really well for Spain. Amongst all the criticism of him in the last year, especially from him own teams fans… not many of them stopped to think “maybe Chelsea is the problem”.

You don’t have to THINK “maybe Chelsea is the problem” everyone KNOWS they’re the problem. May that last for eternity.

 

[Jeremiah]

As he went charging down the wing against England, I was shouting please god no, not him, it was a given it was going to be tapped in.
He played a blinder against us, fair play to him.

Walker should have cleaned him out yet bottled the sliding tackle.

Cucurella played exactly as he did for us - brilliant going forward and not so good defending. When Saka attacked him him looked shaky but unfortunately Saka didn't attack him much.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I believe Chelsea fans use the same chant that we now use, when he plays against us.

They do, they’ve omitted “Marc” and just use “Cucurella” twice because they are thick ****s

He’s a decent player I’ll give him that but will never forgive his manner when clubs came sniffing

f*** him and his weird ways

 

[Right Back]

Thought he was great when he played for us. Ever since he left I haven’t liked him. Throws himself to the floor and rolls around despite being the one pushing and holding at corners. I will continue to enjoy booing him.