That's outrageous.
I'll be parking my penny farthing bicycle, having my beard waxed, prior to checking on TripAdvisor for the best bistro that serves quinoa and smashed avacado. A quick trip to a record store to see if they have any rare vinyl copies of Belle and Sebastian albums will then follow...and THEN I'll knock off a few wing mirrors.
Quinoa may well be illegal in Croydon and Belle and Sebastian definitely are. You should be ok with the wing mirror kicking though as technically you're improving the look and feel of the area.