[Football] Crystal Palace - record breakers!

[dazzer6666]

They missed one

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[Eeyore]

Not sure the 'fattest or thinnest' line would make the modern cut

 

[Giraffe]

That's special. Without Zaha, they've got nothing...

This. I really hope he ****s off in the summer and they throw the money away on a Benteke type signing.

As for putting them to bed. We did do the double over them last season, something they haven't done to us since 1934.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Surprised the muppets up the Road are yet to make an appearance on here. They usually arrive immediately.

 

[Se20]

I thought after fluking your first win of the year, the piss taking would start .
I’m happy how our season is playing out, 42 points and top half, not a bad place to be atm.
With some of the high earners leaving , and younger players coming in, we look forward to pushing higher up the league and finishing above you again ( if you stay up).
Hopefully you’re still in high spirits after the next batch of games

 

[Mackenzie]

I thought after fluking your first win of the year, the piss taking would start .
I’m happy how our season is playing out, 42 points and top half, not a bad place to be atm.
With some of the high earners leaving , and younger players coming in, we look forward to pushing higher up the league and finishing above you again ( if you stay up).
Hopefully you’re still in high spirits after the next batch of games

What younger players do you have coming in? Any names we should keep an eye on.

 

[rogersix]

I thought after fluking your first win of the year, the piss taking would start .
I’m happy how our season is playing out, 42 points and top half, not a bad place to be atm.
With some of the high earners leaving , and younger players coming in, we look forward to pushing higher up the league and finishing above you again ( if you stay up).
Hopefully you’re still in high spirits after the next batch of games

fluke?

explain

 

[Stat Brother]

What younger players do you have coming in? Any names we should keep an eye on.

Gosh it's going to be a long list.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Government expected to announce that as from July 4th Crystal Palace players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

Brilliant, Mr Bridger! When I read your post out to my wife, she thought you were being serious!

 

[Weststander]

I thought after fluking your first win of the year, the piss taking would start .
I’m happy how our season is playing out, 42 points and top half, not a bad place to be atm.
With some of the high earners leaving , and younger players coming in, we look forward to pushing higher up the league and finishing above you again ( if you stay up).
Hopefully you’re still in high spirits after the next batch of games

Last night confirned your worst fears, you really are a pile of without Zaha.

Everyone else has known that for years, yet Parish can’t address it, instead buying a small army of incredibly overpaid duds. Meyer and Sorloth were both a 0 out of 10 last night, even you would admit that, shirley?

At least Ayew and Townsend worked hard.

 

[Se20]

Last night confirned your worst fears, you really are a pile of without Zaha.

Everyone else has known that for years, yet Parish can’t address it, instead buying a small army of incredibly overpaid duds. Meyer and Sorloth were both a 0 out of 10 last night, even you would admit that, shirley?

At least Ayew and Townsend worked hard.

Sorloth ?
You sure you watched the game

 

[Mackenzie]

Sorloth ?
You sure you watched the game

So who are these younger players you've got coming through then?

 

[Hugo Rune]

Sorloth ?
You sure you watched the game

I suspect he is assuming that Palace have finally woken up and realised that Sorloth is better than Beneteke (very low bar admittedly) and called him back from his Turkish delight.

 

[Noah All]

So who are these younger players you've got coming through then?

By 'younger players' they mean 29 year olds.

 

[Sirnormangall]

(Yes, yes, we'd love to be in their league position, but I can't let this one slide)

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This week just gets better and better. 4 points for us, this new Palace record and I’ve just enjoyed the look on the face of a Gooner mate of mine when I asked if he thinks they’ll get out of their relegation battle.

 

[Stat Brother]

So who are these younger players you've got coming through then?

It's gonna be a hell of a list.

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[Stat Brother]

So who are these younger players you've got coming through then?

I get the impression someone is rather regretting coming on here championing palace's youth policy and promotion through the ranks.

 

[Se20]

I get the impression someone is rather regretting coming on here championing palace's youth policy and promotion through the ranks.

Try to actually read what I said, which was “ high earners leaving,and younger players coming in “.
I never mentioned our academy, but in saying that, we have a proud history of promoting graduates into the 1st team.

 

[Stat Brother]

Try to actually read what I said, which was “ high earners leaving,and younger players coming in “.
I never mentioned our academy, but in saying that, we have a proud history of promoting graduates into the 1st team.

Which high earners are leaving?
I was of the impression only one player was out of contract.

As they'll not be your own which younger players are you anticipating arriving?