[Football] *Crowd TROUBLE at last NIGHTS match*

[Hiney]

Fine WORK Enrest

The two blokes STARING at you sound like complete SIMPLETONS

 

[Sussex Nomad]

And not a BIG HILDA to be seen.

 

[big hilda]

Tarquin and I are BUSY this weekend :safeway:

 

[DJ NOBO]

Wrongly I thought last nights GAME would be BELL end free so I had the idea I'd take my EIGHT year old nephew TUBBY to his FIRST AMEX game. People often THINK Tubby is my MINI me as we are like TWO peas in a POD and he was DEAD excited to see BURNO in his last game and I'd also heard a rumour SALTER was going to say FAREWELL as his contract was not RENEWED.

A couple of rows in FRONT of us were two SKINNY and very SPOTTY youths who had obvious had a pint of SHANDY before hand as they were acting like BELL ends and their SIGNING was TERRIBLE, I kept WARNING them they were signing too FAST and were not in TUNE but they IGNORED me all the time.

In the end I lost my COOL when they SANG 'Sussex by the SEA' so fast that they had already gone up and won the CUP before MOST people had got to Sussex by the Sea the second time. I EXPLODED with anger as they were upsetting TUBBY by SIGNING too fast and I didn't want his first AMEX experience to be such a BAD one.

I offered both of them OUTSIDE and told them I'd take both of their heads off and they wouldn't be able to SIGN fast ever again. As I was LOOSING my COOL I noticed some WEIRD looking chap STARING at me and next to him to my HORROR I saw the IDIOT whose Albion WINTER coat I ACCIDENTALLY took from DICKS a few years back and I didn't want to have to take his HEAD off as well so I grabbed TUBBY and said we better leave.

Still you'll be pleased to know TUBBY is OK and I'm taking him to the West Ham game as he ENJOYED last night so much.

It’s been too long

 

[Sirnormangall]

It’s been too long

Not long enough!

 

[DJ NOBO]

Not long enough!

He divides opinion. You have to give him that!

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Classic Ernest. 7/10. Solid work. I look forward to more tales of Tubby this season.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Fine WORK Enrest

The two blokes STARING at you sound like complete SIMPLETONS

Enrest back to his STUPID idiot best.

 

[Pevenseagull]

he COURT hold of that one, it's gone along long WHEY.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Classic Ernest. 7/10. Solid work. I look forward to more tales of Tubby this season.

Think we need a POLL on this one. Tubby or not Tubby? THAT is the question

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Think we need a POLL on this one. Tubby or not Tubby? THAT is the question

I look forward to tales of Tubby having on too many pies, getting stuck in the turnstile and Big Hilda squeezing him out.

 

[Change at Barnham]

It's definitely up there with Mrs Brown's Boys.
I can't work out why anyone finds that funny either.

 

[Kosh]

Working on the basis that Ernie is a witty intelligent type, I'm guessing he's worked out that being a one trick pony doesn't carry the same 'life' curse when playing to an ever evolving and growing audience of annual newbies and thus he ensures his hilarity prevails to infinity. How else can one explain the ratio of thumbs up to actual tangible comedy? Unless nsc is populated by those who laugh loudest at Richard Wilson saying "I don't believe it..." In every (repeated) episode of One Foot in the Grave, whilst completely missing the value of the macabre comedy goings on elsewhere in the narrative.

Intriguing.

 

[Eeyore]

Think we need a POLL on this one. Tubby or not Tubby? THAT is the question

FAT is the question.