thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
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It happens in football as well. I used to enjoy nothing better on a Sunday morning than trying to wind up the forward I was marking. Older players would just take the p!ss back and we would then enjoy the game but some of the youngsters would bite and that made it great fun.
I spent one Sunday winding up some young forward that he only had one foot. He seemed determined to prove me wrong so kept shooting with his wrong foot and every shot was either weak or way wide. He got so wound up he got himself sent off after trying to punch me when I (fairly) won a tackle against him early in the second half.
Doesn't always work in your favour though. A team-mate of mine saw some young girls by the side of the pitch and realised they were with the bloke he was marking. When the ball went out for throw in near them he said to the opposition player "Is that your girlfriend there?". The bloke confirmed it was to which my team-mate responded "She's F***ing Ugly". The bloke punched him and the ref sent them both off.
I spent one Sunday winding up some young forward that he only had one foot. He seemed determined to prove me wrong so kept shooting with his wrong foot and every shot was either weak or way wide. He got so wound up he got himself sent off after trying to punch me when I (fairly) won a tackle against him early in the second half.
Doesn't always work in your favour though. A team-mate of mine saw some young girls by the side of the pitch and realised they were with the bloke he was marking. When the ball went out for throw in near them he said to the opposition player "Is that your girlfriend there?". The bloke confirmed it was to which my team-mate responded "She's F***ing Ugly". The bloke punched him and the ref sent them both off.