crazy cornish girl

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

 

[rospants]

Damn, we'll just all have to start using www.nocornish.com again

dont be mean she cant help it if shes cornish

 

[bhaexpress]

Welcome to this vale of tears CCG. Good work Bozza, well spotted.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Wondered what i had done wrong

It's a girl thing - girls don't do computers, apart from the ones on washing machines & microwaves.

 

[rospants]

It's a girl thing - girls don't do computers, apart from the ones on washing machines & microwaves.

at least girls know how to use washing machines

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

cheeky

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

at least girls know how to use washing machines

So do I:

A) Collect whatever washing needs doing & stuff as much as possible in the machine.

B) Put powder in all 3 compartments to the brim.

C) Select cycle 'A'.

D) Wait for a few hours & whack it in tumble drier for 2 hours.

Job done - piece of piss.

 

[rospants]

So do I:

A) Collect whatever washing needs doing & stuff as much as possible in the machine.

B) Put powder in all 3 compartments to the brim.

C) Select cycle 'A'.

D) Wait for a few hours & whack it in tumble drier for 2 hours.

Job done - piece of piss.

hope you seperate your colours

 

[Yorkie]

So do I:

A) Collect whatever washing needs doing & stuff as much as possible in the machine.

B) Put powder in all 3 compartments to the brim.

C) Select cycle 'A'.

D) Wait for a few hours & whack it in tumble drier for 2 hours.

Job done - piece of piss.

Result, cracked and peeling SKINT shirt, white shirts turned blue by socks done in the same load, cotton shirts that cannot be ironed because you have done them on the wrong cycle and jumpers that have shrunk to half their size because you have put them in the tumble dryer.

 

[pasty]

So do I:

A) Collect whatever washing needs doing & stuff as much as possible in the machine.

B) Put powder in all 3 compartments to the brim.

C) Select cycle 'A'.

D) Wait for a few hours & whack it in tumble drier for 2 hours.

Job done - piece of piss.

No no no

A) On retiring to bed, leave clothes in random places all over the bedroom floor

B) When moaned at, grudgingly move clothes to laundry basket

C) Wait a couple of days and said clothes will appear in ironing pile (whatever that is)

D) Wait another couple of days, and clean and ironed clothes will be back in wardrobe.

 

[rospants]

No no no

A) On retiring to bed, leave clothes in random places all over the bedroom floor

B) When moaned at, grudgingly move clothes to laundry basket

C) Wait a couple of days and said clothes will appear in ironing pile (whatever that is)

D) Wait another couple of days, and clean and ironed clothes will be back in wardrobe.

wow, you have washing and ironing faries

 

[Race]

No no no


B) When moaned at, grudgingly move clothes to laundry basket

Exactly, men move clothes TO the laundry basket, and not actually IN the laundry basket.

 

[Yorkie]

Exactly, men move clothes TO the laundry basket, and not actually IN the laundry basket.

Wow, can someone tell me how you get them to do that much?

 

[rospants]

Exactly, men move clothes TO the laundry basket, and not actually IN the laundry basket.

we're getting to learn all of tank's bad habits

 

[pasty]

Wow, can someone tell me how you get them to do that much?

No, this is a family show



Only joking, I am very adept at washing and I do all my own ironing too

 

[bhaexpress]

Disagree, I can cook, iron, launder, clean and even sew, what use do I have for women ?

 

[Bluejuice]

1. Wait at washing machine with puzzled expression

2. When woman passes, look really helpless

3. Leave woman to it

 

[Yorkie]

1. Wait at washing machine with puzzled expression

2. When woman passes, look really helpless

3. Leave woman to it

3. woman walks away laughing because he isn't capable of sorting out a washing machine

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Nice to see my thread has turned into a domestic

 

[Bluejuice]

3. woman walks away laughing because he isn't capable of sorting out a washing machine

Nonsense, no woman can walk past a half loaded washing machine without wanting to rev it up and get the thing into gear.

It's like men gathering round a car bonnet when it's broken down, all making suggestions as to what's gone wrong - most of which are bollocks.

Like wasps to honey, leave the washing machine almost ready to go and woman gravitates to it and before you know it they've selected the cycle, seperated the load and poured the powder in