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Southwick_Seagull

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Oct 8, 2008
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Odd - News - Diddy 'sued for causing 9/11 attack' - Digital Spy

P.Diddy being sued a trillion dollars for causing 9/11.

You honestly couldn't make it up:

Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion after being accused of causing 9/11.

A woman named Valerie Turks filed the suit against Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, alleging that he was the cause behind the collapse of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and stole a poker chip from her worth "100 zillions of dollars".

Turks was denied a restraining order against the rapper, but the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Billboard quotes Turks as saying in her legal papers.

"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me.

"It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us (sic)."

Turks, who is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income", also claims she once dated Diddy and share a son, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson.
 












RexCathedra

Aurea Mediocritas
Jan 14, 2005
3,509
Vacationland
That's the beauty of the civil law -- the State, in its majesty, volunteers for a small fee to hold the coats of the two combatants, provide the ring, and a referee in impressive garb, while they bludgeon each other till one of them gives up.

And in a country without an NHS, it can also serve as the intake portion of the psychiatric services.
 


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