[Football] "Crawley's a shithole I want to go home"

[TomandJerry]

Being sung loud and proud by Portsmouth's finest

 

[bobby baxter]

Twats

 

[vegster]

I used to work there for a while, in the year I was there the manager of the local McDonald's was held up at knife point, a bloke had his throat cut and died outside a kebab shop, there were regular fights between groups of white and Asian youths and the car park at the cinema looked like Kristallnacht on a Monday morning from all the car windows that were smashed in order to nick the car stereo's , and yes, it happened to me too. Can't disagree with the Pompey view.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Are you sure it’s not “Crawley’s a shithole, reminds me of home” they’re singing?

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Given the choice I'd choose to hang out in Portsmouth.

 

[Surf's Up]

Difficult to argue with them.

 

[TomandJerry]

Are you sure it’s not “Crawley’s a shithole, reminds me of home” they’re singing?

A good shout to be honest, could well be!

 

[banjo]

Could be worse,It could be Croydon.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

They’re not wrong are they?!

 

[portlock seagull]

How they’ve fallen....




...I mean Crawley

 

[Chicken Run]

Why are CTFC playing the twats?

 

[Creaky]

Why are CTFC playing the twats?

Checkatrade trophy

 

[father_and_son]

I feel there is a definite conversation between a kettle and a pot and the colour black happening.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I'd just go home as fast as possible if I was in Crawley... I'd have no time for singing about it !!

As for Portsmouth, the most famous man in the club is that berk with the belly who looks like a shit version of Slash from Guns 'n' Roses.



In fairness I once felt like singing that about Portsmouth after 'Mrs Nose' had one of her credit-card-nuclear-strikes at Gunwharf Quay.....

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Given the choice I'd choose to hang out in Portsmouth.

Irony of ironies....


Given the choice I would live in Crawley....FFS Portsmouth!!!!


Makes Aleppo look like a holiday destination!


TNBA


TTF

 

[TomandJerry]

I'd just go home as fast as possible if I was in Crawley... I'd have no time for singing about it !!

As for Portsmouth, the most famous man in the club is that berk with the belly who looks like a shit version of Slash from Guns 'n' Roses.

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In fairness I once felt like singing that about Portsmouth after 'Mrs Nose' had one of her credit-card-nuclear-strikes at Gunwharf Quay.....

I can confirm this man was at the match!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'd just go home as fast as possible if I was in Crawley... I'd have no time for singing about it !!

As for Portsmouth, the most famous man in the club is that berk with the belly who looks like a shit version of Slash from Guns 'n' Roses.

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In fairness I once felt like singing that about Portsmouth after 'Mrs Nose' had one of her credit-card-nuclear-strikes at Gunwharf Quay.....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I lived in Creepy in 1980. A shithole of breathtaking proportions.

 

[portslade seagull]

My sister lives in Crawley. Twice she has had armed men arrested in her back garden whilst they've been evading the police. So yes Crawley is a shithole

 

[Baldseagull]

I lived in Creepy in 1980. A shithole of breathtaking proportions.

38 years ago, most working class areas in Britain were shitholes, it isn't Faversham, but it ain't Portsmouth either.