Crap Joke Thread

[Seasider]

What is the only key that can open every lock


A Pikey

 

[sams dad]

Bloke goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says"f*** off,you won't bring it back"

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is told by a producer that he can play his favourite composer in an upcoming film. Arnold thinks about it a second before replying:
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'I'll be Bach!'

 

[Virgos Magician]

A man walks into a Bar.








Ouch!

 

[Robbie G]

Two men walk into a building, you would have thought 1 of them saw it

 

[Redhead]

Englishman, Irish man and a scotsman walk into a pub, the bar man turns to them and says "hear lads is this a joke".