Craig Mackail Smith on his crutch still

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seagullsovergrimsby

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Aug 21, 2005
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Crap Town
Why is Warnock allowed to stand on CMS's nether region ?
 








Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Latest word is November

My latest word is "plumose", simply meaning feathery. I suppose really i should go into the changing rooms in my next 5-a-side and glance at a man or two who may unashamedly dry themselves and reveal a plumose coating that i can finally use the word with, ideally waiting until i went outside and mentioning to teammates that i'd seen, wackilly, the plumosest of people, showing off about how brainy and secretly behind it all poetic i am. One of them, i'd misleadingly claim to have a birdy feather picking disorder from the balder and slightly bloodier patches on his rear and that next time i was playing would slip the printed-off contact details to a local RSPB operative into his slightly seed-aroma-ed kitbag.
 




pauli cee

New member
Jan 21, 2009
2,366
worthing
My latest word is "plumose", simply meaning feathery. I suppose really i should go into the changing rooms in my next 5-a-side and glance at a man or two who may unashamedly dry themselves and reveal a plumose coating that i can finally use the word with, ideally waiting until i went outside and mentioning to teammates that i'd seen, wackilly, the plumosest of people, showing off about how brainy and secretly behind it all poetic i am. One of them, i'd misleadingly claim to have a birdy feather picking disorder from the balder and slightly bloodier patches on his rear and that next time i was playing would slip the printed-off contact detai:lolol:ls to a local RSPB operative into his slightly seed-aroma-ed kitbag.

:lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::guitar:
 




Poojah

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Nov 19, 2010
1,881
Leeds
That was a dreadful match , CMS said the highlight was Neil Warnock giving him a MINT

That was actually quite entertaining by Conference standards. Trust me.

10 years ago we were just like you - punching above our weight in the second tier with a new ground on the horizon. It's amazing the difference a Tony Bloom makes...
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Well I saw CMS in at the Handcross Texaco recently in his big Nissan people carrier 4x4 wearing the full Albion tracksuit and that and he wasn't using a crutch there...he was SPRINTING around the forecourt, dodging round the pumps and LEAPING into the shop to pay the little Sri Lankan man and then flooring his SUV off into the direction of Horsham....I reckon he's swinging the lead and just wants some baby time.
 


One Teddy Maybank

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Aug 4, 2006
23,003
Worthing
Well I saw CMS in at the Handcross Texaco recently in his big Nissan people carrier 4x4 wearing the full Albion tracksuit and that and he wasn't using a crutch there...he was SPRINTING around the forecourt, dodging round the pumps and LEAPING into the shop to pay the little Sri Lankan man and then flooring his SUV off into the direction of Horsham....I reckon he's swinging the lead and just wants some baby time.

Sounds like the Dukes of Hazard.....
 




The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,401
Two posts on here that genuinely made me laugh out loud. Saw this game at the pub, every time I looked nothing was happening and Nill warncock is still shit.
 


Vegas Seagull

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Jul 10, 2009
7,782
That was actually quite entertaining by Conference standards. Trust me.

10 years ago we were just like you - punching above our weight in the second tier with a new ground on the horizon. It's amazing the difference a Tony Bloom makes...

You had him, aka John Gurney....we're punching below our weight any time we're not mid table top flight
 












Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
My mate is working round CMS house at the moment and he said he's not on crutches at all !!
I believe Will Buckley has moved in next door to him too.
 




Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,878
You had him, aka John Gurney....we're punching below our weight any time we're not mid table top flight
How on earth do you come to that conclusion? I know we've got some deluded fans but you my friend take the biscuit.
 


Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
CMS got another injury last week remember, so will remain out for a while yet.

Well I saw CMS in at the Handcross Texaco recently in his big Nissan people carrier 4x4 wearing the full Albion tracksuit and that and he wasn't using a crutch there...he was SPRINTING around the forecourt, dodging round the pumps and LEAPING into the shop to pay the little Sri Lankan man and then flooring his SUV off into the direction of Horsham....I reckon he's swinging the lead and just wants some baby time.

My mate is working round CMS house at the moment and he said he's not on crutches at all !!
I believe Will Buckley has moved in next door to him too.

As Hawk pointed out, he's had another injury recently so back on crutches.
 


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