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LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
If they’ve (the AU) stopped going how do they know how shit Roy’s tactics are... and if they haven’t stopped going why aren’t they signing? Maybe it’s just the drummer that’s stopped going.

I’ve also heard that they don’t play the goal music anymore either- :D
Nobody knows if the goal music is still played or not. It's a mystery.
 






B.W.

New member
Jul 5, 2003
13,666
I ****ing hate goal music...
 




Postman Pat

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2007
6,972
Coldean
Harry first, then he’ll get an injury in Feb and won’t be able to carry on, but only after spending £250M in January buying Defoe Crouch and Krankjar.
McLaren will take over an then be sacked after losing 10 games, leaving the only manager willing to take on the job, and thankful for the chance - Paul Ince!

They'll appoint Moyes in January, it's a nailed on certainty! :lolol:

How did I forget Harry and Moyes!!

I'm sure Palace will make their way through them all eventually.

Club spending ludicrous money on wages and fees needs a manager famed for spending ludicrous money on fees and wages - has to be Harry for the job.
 








B.W.

New member
Jul 5, 2003
13,666
Best get down to Selhurst then.

Our silly clappers (? or whatever they were) were a ****ing embarrassment too... Palar$e correctly took the p1ss on that fateful 'glass ceiling' day...
 




Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
25,453
Sussex by the Sea
Our silly clappers (? or whatever they were) were a ****ing embarrassment too... Palar$e correctly took the p1ss on that fateful 'glass ceiling' day...

That awful Ring of Fire is far more cringe worthy than the clapper thingies, which work well in the family atmospheres of Leicester and Huddersfield.
 


Horses Arse

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2004
4,571
here and there
Our silly clappers (? or whatever they were) were a ****ing embarrassment too... Palar$e correctly took the p1ss on that fateful 'glass ceiling' day...

Yep - clappers are awful. thankfully the moron that decide that would be a good idea appears to have learnt his lesson. BUT I fail to see how that registers anywhere near the long long list of tinpot plastic attempts at trying to force some sort of an atmosphere that our friends up the road have consistently/repeatedly tried (which are in addition to their trials with clappers too) - for example:

- groupon deals to increase attendance
- call and response for golscorers
- goal music
- drum
- hired help atmosphere enhancers - AKA - HF aka UA
- choreography via backwards facing loud haler morons (see above)
- displays created by blindfolded idiots
- changing colours to look like Barcelona
- changing nickname by selecting something they thought looked cool but has no relevance to the club at all
- clappers. Yes, clappers and on more than one occasion too

and all of that on top of the multiple admins to maintain league standing.

They've absolutely no right to take the piss at all over us stupidly copying their clapper routine, as poor and ill-advised as that was.
 






Fountainhead

Active member
Jan 31, 2011
286
Herts
Absolutely tremendous how Evertonians refer to him as "a quilt". Lovely expression befitting this fella, swishing his hair every five seconds and talking into his iPhone for the duration of the whole match. What a quilt. [emoji38]

Does this then make Parish ‘King Quilt’?
 




RandyWanger

Je suis rôti de boeuf
Mar 14, 2013
6,708
Done a Frexit, now in London
Yep - clappers are awful. thankfully the moron that decide that would be a good idea appears to have learnt his lesson. BUT I fail to see how that registers anywhere near the long long list of tinpot plastic attempts at trying to force some sort of an atmosphere that our friends up the road have consistently/repeatedly tried (which are in addition to their trials with clappers too) - for example:

- groupon deals to increase attendance
- call and response for golscorers
- goal music
- drum
- hired help atmosphere enhancers - AKA - HF aka UA
- choreography via backwards facing loud haler morons (see above)
- displays created by blindfolded idiots
- changing colours to look like Barcelona
- changing nickname by selecting something they thought looked cool but has no relevance to the club at all
- clappers. Yes, clappers and on more than one occasion too

and all of that on top of the multiple admins to maintain league standing.

They've absolutely no right to take the piss at all over us stupidly copying their clapper routine, as poor and ill-advised as that was.

Didn't they do a light show too :shootself
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
...and the t-shirt cannon. Let's not forget the t-shirt cannon.

After all, it's taken more shots on target that the entire first team squad this season.
 










Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Can we hold off from these kinda jokes, until we have played them please...

I hate tempting fate.

They'll stuff us, just accept it, write it off, and carry on with the season.

As we slowly chugg away from them, it'll be their 'cup final' while we look forward to bigger and better targets.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,404
Location Location
Can we hold off from these kinda jokes, until we have played them please...

I hate tempting fate.

Nah. Regardless of whatever happens in our fixture, Palace are very much fair game.

5 years in the PL and what have they got to show for it ? A horrifically expensive, unbalanced squad of utter wastrels, consistently propped up by ONE player. The highest wages-to-turnover ratio in the entire division. A decrepit rotting stadium that would be an embarrassment in League One, let alone the PL. A picture of a new stand that would cost them circa £100m (at CURRENT estimates, in the unlikely event it ever actually happens). A fractured, disillusioned, dwindling fanbase currently tearing itself apart. And a team that currently shares the impressive distinction with Huddersfield in being the only ones in the entire country not to have rippled the rigging at home yet, despite having already played Southampton, Newcastle and Wolves there.

CPFC2010 is a shambles from top to bottom, a complete laughing stock, and regardless what happens in our game in December, thats certainly not going to change any time soon. Fill yer boots.
 


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